# Happy Birfday, KKBattousai!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215 "2002-10-14T11:23:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/1 "2002-10-14T11:23:53Z")

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Stoopid FedEx hasn’t yet delivered your present, and I haven’t yet baked your birfday cake (so sue me, it’s 4am!), but here’s my best wishes for a very nice birfday anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/2 "2002-10-14T11:36:56Z")

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Hey, happy Birthday **KKB**!

I wish I was up there to help you celebrate!

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/3 "2002-10-14T11:41:50Z")

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Mele Kalikimaka! Ooops!

I mean Hau’oli la hanau!

I just had to say it like that. 😃

Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/4 "2002-10-14T11:46:13Z")

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Yeah, Johnny, 'specially since there’s a cake involved… mmmmmmmm 😃

Oh ya, happy tidings of making it another year…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/5 "2002-10-14T22:08:45Z")

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Happy birthday! For your gift, I have procured for you all of this wonderful weather we’ve been having the last couple of days in the Northwest. I hope you like it, because returning it would be a bitch and a half.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/6 "2002-10-16T01:53:56Z")

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Happy Birthday (a bit late, but the board was down for me on your actual birthday) I hope you had a wonderful day, and next year give us some warning and we will have a KKBDAY PNW DopeFest or something!

::huggles::

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birfday-kkbattousai/132215/7 "2002-10-16T11:43:45Z")

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Thanks for all the warm words and wishes (and weather, courtesy of **Cervaise** 😉 ) and, in the case of **AudreyK** , cake and the promise of a present.

I would’ve checked in here sooner, except, like **Scotti** said, the boards were down yesterday.

So thank you all again and rest assured that I did have a splendid day of birth.

And now, to bed!