# Happy Birffday jaaaaaarbabyj! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600 "2002-09-25T11:30:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/1 "2002-09-25T11:30:21Z")
Happy Birffday to yoooou! Happy Birffday to yoooou! We all know you can biiite! And your little dog too! 😃 Happy Birthday, Jar. Now all of you, say something nice about jarbabyj and wish her a happy birthday, m’kay? Elly (officially nana of #straightdope, passing cookies around to everyone) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/2 "2002-09-25T11:39:21Z")
::puts on Naked Till suit:: ::walks naked through thread:: ::comes back through thread, tackles Naked Brian Urlacher, walks back out:: ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/3 "2002-09-25T11:56:13Z")
Happy Birthday, Peaches. Many hapy returns. I hope there were no naked Brett Favre dreams last night. That would suck. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/4 "2002-09-25T12:04:59Z")
::offers **jarbabyj** Kurt Angle and John Cena:: Happy Birthday, now don’t make me spank you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/5 "2002-09-25T12:06:43Z")
Happy Birthday!!! Many happy returns, may you enjoy many more. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/6 "2002-09-25T12:09:09Z")
::spanks jarbabyj like the bad bad girl that she is:: Happy b-day jar! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/7 "2002-09-25T12:28:35Z")
_shows up at door with Brett Favre trashcan, Brett Favre Cuisinart, Brett Favre Frisbee, Brett Favre nude pinup, and Brett Favre wheel covers_ Am I late? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/8 "2002-09-25T12:29:18Z")
Happy birthday Jar! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/9 "2002-09-25T12:44:04Z")
'Grats, jarbaby. Many happy returns. Let’s hope you’ll be a mother when this day comes around next year, eh? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/10 "2002-09-25T12:45:49Z")
Happy Bday, **jarby**! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/11 "2002-09-25T12:48:05Z")
Happy Annuity-Day **Jar-Person** of Earth! Though you _are_ an inferior flesh-thing of your puny terrestrial globe, Mongo the Announcer Monster shall spare you in celebration of this day. Are you related to Jar-Jar? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/12 "2002-09-25T12:55:54Z")
Tahvalod et mobarak! Yeah, what **Coldy** said, too. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/13 "2002-09-25T13:19:11Z")
Snappy hurfday **jarbaby**! Big skanky love! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/14 "2002-09-25T13:26:29Z")
Your rants have always made my day a lot more interesting, and I look forward to them everyday. Happy Birthday there, **jarbaby**! Have a great one, and make sure the hubby spends a little extra time on his knees today (scrubbing the floors, what else would he be doing on his…ohhhhhhh!). ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/15 "2002-09-25T13:27:36Z")
And may you have many more, **Jarby** ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/16 "2002-09-25T13:38:34Z")
As a birthday present, I arranged for Randy Moss to get arrested and jailed, so he can’t start this week and your fantasy team won’t get crushed. …or, wait, did you have him on your team? I forgot. Crap. Sorry. Oops. Happy birthday, jar, and just know that the Bears are going 7-9 this year. (It’s not that bad - the Vikings will be 0-16 if we’re lucky.) ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/17 "2002-09-25T14:03:03Z")
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Liebchen… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/18 "2002-09-25T14:11:07Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/19 "2002-09-25T14:21:41Z")
YAY! Thanks everyone! The big 3-0 and I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet! Just a bagel! And look, Coldie offered to impregnate me for my birthday, right? J ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/20 "2002-09-25T14:30:19Z")
Adding my two cents. Not saying happy birthday, just adding my two cents. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600.md?page=2)