# Happy Birffday jaaaaaarbabyj! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600 "2002-09-25T11:30:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/21 "2002-09-25T14:49:58Z")
Happy Birthday Jar, I hope this year brings you the happiness you and Brian deserve. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/22 "2002-09-25T14:52:23Z")
Yay! two cents! This is the best birthday EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/23 "2002-09-25T15:07:44Z")
See? 30 ain’t so bad…in fact, my 30th was my best birthday party EVER. Here’s hoping yours is at least as fun. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/24 "2002-09-25T15:45:01Z")
Here’s hoping that today of all days you cum on your own Accord jar. Thanks for the laughs and HB!!! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/25 "2002-09-25T15:53:24Z")
Whee! Happy day! I’ll be 30 next year, so I’m looking your way to make sure it truly isn’t a painful experience. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/26 "2002-09-25T16:01:52Z")
**PLUSH TOY!** ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/27 "2002-09-25T16:08:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > **And look, Coldie offered to impregnate me for my birthday, right?** Dammit, why do I have to do all the work around here? Don’t you have a husband for that sort of thing? You know, shoveling the driveway, taking out the trash, impregnating you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/28 "2002-09-25T16:52:48Z")
Happy birthday, **jarbaby**! ::hands her a certificate redeemable for a 30th birthday spanking from Vin Diesel:: ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/29 "2002-09-25T17:16:02Z")
Gladdest of Birthday tidings to ya **jarbabyj**. In your honor, I will hereby root for the Bears to kick the Bills asses this Sunday. Oh, and tell **Mr. Jar** that much “servicing” is in order tonight. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/30 "2002-09-25T18:15:25Z")
Oh, we’re giving presents? Mkay… In your honor, I will hereby root for the Bears to lick the Cowboys’ asses some Sunday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/31 "2002-09-25T18:16:36Z")
JARBABY ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/32 "2002-09-25T18:19:22Z")
RIGHT ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/33 "2002-09-25T19:15:15Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/34 "2002-09-25T19:27:43Z")
Yay for you! Happy birthday! The big 30, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/35 "2002-09-26T11:57:30Z")
Happy Birthday! Incidentally I’m attempting to become a toyboy. Any suggestions on how to get an attractive unmarried 30 year old woman interesed in me? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/36 "2002-09-26T19:57:49Z")
So how was the bagel? Happy (slightly belated) birthday, Jar. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/37 "2002-09-27T00:18:21Z")
Happy Birthday, **jarbabyj**!!! Your posts always make me laugh. In a GOOOOD way, of course! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/38 "2002-09-27T00:22:11Z")
[sub]Upon reflection,I think some clarification is necessary here…[/sub] Well, sometimes they make me think, too. And sometimes they make me cringe. And sometimes they make me sit here with my mouth hanging open. And…well, you catch my drift. I always find your posts thought and/or emotion provoking. Better?:rolleyes: [sub]sometimes I can’t beLIEVE how LAME I can be![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birffday-jaaaaaarbabyj/129600/39 "2002-09-27T00:34:52Z")
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