# Happy birthday Airman Doors, USAF! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520 "2003-01-30T03:19:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/1 "2003-01-30T03:19:01Z")
Well, it’s not till tomorrow, but I don’t think I’ll have time to do this in the morning. Yes, it’s Dave’s birthday. Who is Dave, you may ask? Well, he’s an amazing husband, a terrific father, lively conversation partner, and an outstanding airman, among other things. I feel very privileged to have met him, and very lucky to have married him. He’s a wonderful guy in just about every respect. And tomorrow, he’s a Birthday Boy. So, wish Dave a happy birthday! [sub]His 27th, to be exact.[/sub] Libations are mandatory, strippers are optional. 😛 (I may be his wife, but he knows where his bread’s buttered. ;)) Robin ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/2 "2003-01-30T03:42:00Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave! Today, I won’t let Dave be mean at you. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/3 "2003-01-30T04:28:56Z")
Happy birthday Dave, ya old geezer! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/4 "2003-01-30T05:19:23Z")
Happy Birthday, you old fart! 😃 Wait a minute, yer about a year older than I. :dubious: Aw crap. Tripler The not quite so old fart. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/5 "2003-01-30T05:28:19Z")
Happy birthday hon Now, get your punk ass back online one of these days, I miss you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/6 "2003-01-30T05:30:48Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave! Your favorite fan, Jessro Tull ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/7 "2003-01-30T05:42:48Z")
And he tells great jokes, too. 😃 Happy B-Day, Dave! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/8 "2003-01-30T06:10:37Z")
::runs nekkid thru thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/9 "2003-01-30T09:24:47Z")
Happy birthday, you damn Yankee. I love you. (And if I see just ONE stripper, not counting iampunha, approaching you, I’ma beat her face in.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/10 "2003-01-30T10:38:50Z")
Happy birthday, Dave!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/11 "2003-01-30T11:45:01Z")
Happy birthday dude. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/12 "2003-01-30T12:09:19Z")
Happy B-day! \ ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/13 "2003-01-30T17:46:32Z")
Happy birthday, Dave! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/14 "2003-01-30T20:55:05Z")
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” I hope you have a great birthday! 🙂 I’m surprised no one’s brought out the libations yet… _brings out bottles of wine, beer, spirits, gin, tonic, vodka, whiskey, and other alcoholic beverages_ F\_X ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/15 "2003-01-30T22:01:58Z")
Happy birthday! Too bad you didn’t get the present you really wanted… but there’s always next year for da Stillers! Best of luck to you in the uncertainty of the coming year, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/16 "2003-01-31T02:35:23Z")
_blush_ What can I say? I think each and every one of you are awesome. After that, I’m just speechless. Rare, no? Thanks. 🙂 Dave Robin, I love you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/17 "2003-01-31T02:56:57Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave…you are one lucky man, what with a wonderful wife and and adorable son. May your life only get better from here. My Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-airman-doors-usaf/151520/18 "2003-01-31T03:06:00Z")
\clearing throat\ **HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY DEARRRR DAAAAVE!!! HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!!**