# Happy birthday, andygirl! :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166 "2002-06-21T00:13:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/1 "2002-06-21T00:13:24Z")

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In [the Straight Dope birthday thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119812), **andygirl** said:

> [@](#):
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> Today is my 20th birthday.

Not being one to pass up an opportunity to celebrate someone’s birthday (what is this? the third birthday thread I’ve started in the past two weeks? :D), I decided that her birthday shouldn’t be buried in the middle of the thread. Instead, it should be brought out of the woodwork, and given its very own thread. 🙂

So, to that end:

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDYGIRL!!!**  
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

Here’s hoping you have a wonderful birthday, surrounded by those who love you (friends, family, etc.)… and a great year! I wish you nothing but the best. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/2 "2002-06-21T00:49:49Z")

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_merrilly runs in and out of the thread setting off sparklers and Roman candles_ Happy birthday! Yaaaaay!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/3 "2002-06-21T02:22:28Z")

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Better make sure you don’t inadvertently create a fire hazard, **Matt**. 😉 😛 That just would not do.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/4 "2002-06-21T02:34:51Z")

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I _am_ a fire hazard, thweetie.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/5 "2002-06-21T03:19:49Z")

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All right, if you say so. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/6 "2002-06-21T04:32:27Z")

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Aww. 🙂

Thanks a lot, m’dears. Today has been uneventful, really- tomorrow is the big party. I’m having frat house madness and an Evil Dead Marathon.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/7 "2002-06-21T05:52:06Z")

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Would you like to see my boom stick?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/8 "2002-06-21T10:26:44Z")

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Happy Birthday m’dear! I’ll lift a Pint to you in The Duke 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/9 "2002-06-21T11:31:04Z")

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Happy B-day, andy! Here’s to many happy and healthy returns!

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/10 "2002-06-21T12:41:37Z")

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Happy birffday! An Evil Dead marathon is a fantastic way to celebrate, y’ask me.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/11 "2002-06-21T12:44:54Z")

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! An evil dead marathon is the ONLY way to celebrate! ENJOY!

[sub]dead by dawn dead by dawn[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/12 "2002-06-21T14:15:58Z")

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Harpy Bipthday!

May you have warm words on a cold evening,  
A full moon on a dark night,  
And the road downhill all the way to your door.

('cause Irish-- and part Irish-- chicks rule 🙂 )

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/13 "2002-06-21T16:03:14Z")

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I’m still waiting for my birthday lapdance. You’d think that living in a fraternity would help, but NOOOO.

Evil Dead tonight! Boom stick… heehee…

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/14 "2002-06-21T18:08:16Z")

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Hippo, birdie, two ewes  
Hippo, birdie, two ewes  
Hippo, birdie, deer, ewe  
Hippo, birdie, two ewes!

Love ya, my little Delaware shnoogums.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/15 "2002-06-21T20:03:30Z")

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Happy Birthday! I am at the moment partaking in a wee snifter of bacardi and coke, so I raise this one to ya! All the best 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/16 "2002-06-21T23:20:33Z")

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Happy birthday, **andygirl**!

**El Elvis Rojo** once proposed an Evil Dead drinking game in which players drank for every gratuitious zoom or blow to Ash’s head, but we quickly realized no one would be able to stay conscious through an entire movie.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/17 "2002-06-21T23:29:06Z")

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Sorry so late, but Happy Birthday Darling!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/18 "2002-06-21T23:51:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \*  
> \*\*Would you like to see my boom stick? \*\*

PSST, Ender: \*\*andy[/s]'s a _thespian_ … you know … uh … she …

Anyway, Yay andy!

::runs through thread half-naked::

[sub]Hey, matt’s in here, might as well give HIM a birthday present;)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-andygirl/115166/19 "2002-06-22T06:08:19Z")

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As **Fionn** pointed out, I am in COMPLETE agreeance (huh?) with **Lux** ’s _Evil Dead_\* marathon idea. And just because we came to the realization that drinking to every gratuitous zoom would get us completely shit faced within the first fifteen minutes, I never said it would be a BAD idea. and hey, we gotta give **andygirl** one great evening of drunken craziness before she becomes 21 and looses all flavor for it (yeah, right).

Oh, and _ **HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!** _
