# Happy Birthday AudreyK!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970 "2001-08-05T07:19:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/1 "2001-08-05T07:19:12Z")

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Well, it’s not quite time where she is, but it is where I live. So I thought I’d make the pre-emptive strike, so to speak. 😃

Sunday is the wonderful **AudreyK** ’s birthday. **Audrey** , you have become one of my dearest friends; thank you very much for that. I hope you have a great day, filled with much joy, fun, and jubilation (and filled with whatever you might wish for).

Happy Birthday! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/2 "2001-08-05T07:35:31Z")

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A very happy birthday to you, **Audrey**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/3 "2001-08-05T07:38:22Z")

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Happy Birffday, Audrey!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/4 "2001-08-05T11:11:01Z")

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The very HAPPIEST of birthday’s, my darling **Auds!**

You are a wonderful friend, and marvelous person, and a cutie pie to boot!

Hope your year brings you nothing but happiness, baby.

Much Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/5 "2001-08-05T12:36:18Z")

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Happy bearthday, AK. I’m still, um, wrapping your present. Yeah, that’s it, wrapping…

::runs down to the mall [sub]at 2:30 in the morning[/sub]::

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/6 "2001-08-05T13:45:52Z")

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Happy Birthday, **AudreyK** akes, you “lusty, wanton wench!”  
Candy wrapped in a sweater, indeed.  
😃  
To one of the kindest, most thoughtful people here on the boards and, well, _anywhere_, dammit. Thank you so much for all that you have given me in friendship and in deed, sweet one…you are cherished!!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/7 "2001-08-05T22:21:45Z")

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----:)/ x o x o x  
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Extra Hats!  
& \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \*

Have a wonderful day!

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/8 "2001-08-05T23:03:40Z")

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Happy Birthday, _ **AudreyK** _!

Here’s to many more – birthdays, and simulposts.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/9 "2001-08-06T02:07:30Z")

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First, a big thank you to **rob** , for starting this thread. (Check’s in the mail! 😉 )

Hiya there, **Cajun Man**! Thank you for the birthday wishes. Hope you’re doing well. 🙂

Ditto to you, **Lux**. “Birffday” is how I secretly pronounce it, too… thank you for the laugh you gave me.

**Scotti** , babe, thank you for the head-swelling compliments. 😃 On a more serious note, I just wanted to tell you that I’ve appreciated all the kindness and good thoughts and encouraging words you’ve ever sent my way. Not only did you make me feel welcome here when I was a newbie, but your last e-mail helped me through what was (and still is) a tough time. Thank you so very much.

::shakes her head sadly at **KKB** ::

😉

**poohpah** , hon, I give back what I get. 🙂 How’s everything with you, hon? Hope things are working out for you. Drop me an e-mail sometime, okay? ( **Byz** doesn’t know what she started with that post of hers, does she?)

-&  
😃

Thanks for bringing the hats, **Spider Woman**!

:: puts a hat on **StephenG** ::

Thank you. 🙂 So, is the official story gonna be that I’m following _you_ around, or that you’re following _me_? 😃  
Thanks for making my birthday a day to remember, guys. 🙂

Audrey  
(who is allowed to use a bucketful of smilies per post on her birthday)

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/10 "2001-08-06T02:13:19Z")

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Everyone deserves to have a great birthday. And if so many people love you like they do, then you must be one cool person who definitely deserves a great birthday.

Have a fantastic one!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/11 "2001-08-06T02:35:35Z")

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Why, thank you, **Searching For Truth**. So far, I’ve done nothing but sleep peacefully and read the SDMB… so it is indeed a great day. 😃

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/12 "2001-08-06T02:56:39Z")

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A very happy birthday to you. Hope it’s the best year ever.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/13 "2001-08-06T03:38:02Z")

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(Imagine me singing “Happy Birthday to You” in a “lounge singer” voice.)

Happy birthday, AudreyK!

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/14 "2001-08-06T03:48:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*So far, I’ve done nothing but sleep peacefully and read the SDMB… so it is indeed a great day. 😃 \*\*

So can we assume that your birthday wish was answered?

Happy birthday.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/15 "2001-08-06T06:08:25Z")

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Happy belated (in The One True Time Zone, anyway) birthday, **AudreyK**.

(Boy there are a lot of “ay” sounds in that sentence.)

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/16 "2001-08-06T07:01:27Z")

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“Check”?? Pffffft, **Audrey**. It will be torn up upon my receiving it. It was my pleasure, darlin, I assure you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/17 "2001-08-06T08:27:48Z")

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Thank you, **dropzone**. 🙂

Hiya, **Johnny**! Ya lounge lizard! (That makes me think of the Geico gecko commercial…) Thank you for the song.

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by ITR champion_  
> **So can we assume that your birthday wish was answered?**

For the most part, yes. It was a nice, low-key day. It would have been awesome if I’d had a cute masseur (with strong hands… mmmm… ) waiting for me when I got home from exercising, but that’s a disappointment I’m already used to. 😃 Thanks for asking, and for the birthday wishes.

**MysterEcks** , thanks, ay. 😃

It’ll be your turn in a month anyway, **rob**. I can wait…

[sub]muahahahahahaha!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/18 "2001-08-06T09:07:18Z")

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**Audrey**! Happy birthday!!

If you come to Dopetoberfest in LA, I can have a present waiting for you!! 😉

Have a good one!!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/19 "2001-08-06T09:18:18Z")

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Thanks, **Monster**. You can give me my present, and then I’ll thank you for it. 😉

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-audreyk/74970/20 "2001-08-06T13:10:33Z")

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Happy AudreyK Day!

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