# Happy Birthday, BiblioCat! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177 "2004-11-22T22:24:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/1 "2004-11-22T22:24:40Z")
Well, early birthday, anyways! 😃 **BiblioCat** , The Doper Brat Pack’s[sup]tm[/sup] beloved #8 (Secretary in Charge of Spying and Making Coffee) is turning {CENSORED} tomorrow… Wait…she is turning {CENSORED} tomo… :dubious: Dang you and your spy gadgets, **BiblioCat**! Anyways…she’s having a birthday tomorrow and we wish to wish her all the best wishes she could wish for. Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday, dear BiblioCat from the Brats… Happy birthday to you! Now break out the Bailey’s and let’s get this party started right! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/2 "2004-11-22T22:31:19Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Happy birthday to you… > Happy birthday to you… > Happy birthday, dear BiblioCat from the Brats… > Happy birthday to you! > > Now break out the Bailey’s and let’s get this party started right! 🙂 Yep. What she said. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/3 "2004-11-22T22:32:32Z")
Thanks, **harmless**! But I don’t like Bailey’s, I like Kahlua, so I hope someone brought milk. And that censored part is covering the number 40. Yep, F-O-R-T-Y. I’m officially old. Maybe I should add some Geritol to that Kahlua and milk. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/4 "2004-11-22T22:35:18Z")
Nobody said you’d be _drinking it_…mwahahahahah! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/5 "2004-11-22T22:35:43Z")
Oh, I forgot. There are other Dopers whose birthdays are the 23rd: **Spit, kniz, Max The Vool, happylittlevegemite,** and **Vision of Love**. So Happy Birthday to them as well! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/6 "2004-11-23T00:09:26Z")
Surely I, as your humble leader, will be able to announce that this is your {CENSORED} birthday. Dammit! Oh, well. Happy Belated Birthday! Yippee Yippee Fun Fun! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/7 "2004-11-23T00:14:07Z")
It appears that someone has infiltrated my computer and used my screenname. Of course I would never make the mistake of misreading that your birthday is in fact today and not yesterday or that you actually announced your age. \*\*Happy 20th Birthday \*\* _(We all know you pretend to be 40 just to buy booze)_ ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/8 "2004-11-23T00:52:50Z")
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life! Happy Birthday. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/9 "2004-11-23T19:45:23Z")
I hope you’re enjoying your birthday! 🙂 Save me a piece of cake, por favor! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/10 "2004-11-23T20:11:47Z")
Happy Birthday! Don’t hurt me, harmless! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/11 "2004-11-23T20:12:47Z")
Sorry I’m late! Happy birthday, **BiblioCat**! Rock on! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/12 "2004-11-23T20:16:33Z")
Woohoo! Happy Birthday!! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/13 "2004-11-23T20:18:06Z")
Reporting as ordered … And Happy Birthday!! 🙂 The exotic dancers should be here shortly … ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/14 "2004-11-23T20:30:39Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! _::: runs around cracking her whip and thowing spaghetti :::_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/15 "2004-11-23T20:58:17Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Don’t hurt me, harmless! Oh, I would never. That’s **Tiggrkitty** ’s job. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/16 "2004-11-23T21:21:19Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Save me a piece of cake, por favor! No cake. I prefer Birthday Pie. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/17 "2004-11-23T21:28:14Z")
Oooohhh…what flavor? I can’t remember the last time I had pie. Do you stick candles in it? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/18 "2004-11-24T00:36:05Z")
I’ve come back…with pie!! Yum! And now for my exotic dance. ::wigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleTHRUSTwigglewigglewiggle:: ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/19 "2004-11-24T14:22:51Z")
Sorry I’m late! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177/20 "2004-11-24T17:02:32Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I’ll bring the confetti and streamers! _throws them around_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bibliocat/276177.md?page=2)