# Happy Birthday Bro **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838 "2000-02-16T00:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/1 "2000-02-16T00:01:00Z")
Happy Birthday Coldfire!!! Not looking all that bad for the ripe old age of 27!!! _Hugs_ * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/2 "2000-02-16T00:08:00Z")
Happy birthday, ClogBoy! šŸ˜ƒ * * * ā€œI thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.ā€ - Seldom Bucket ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/3 "2000-02-16T00:42:00Z")
(altogether now, sing off-keyā€¦) _Happy birthday to yoooouuuā€¦_ Congrats and many happy returns, Coldfire. Hmmm, 27, huh? Well, youā€™re gettinā€™ up there in years all right, but just think: in a mere 20 or 30 more years you may finally understand women! _Hey, everybody! Party at Coldfireā€™s place!_ Veb ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/4 "2000-02-16T01:53:00Z")
Awwwww thanks guys. I must say, Iā€™m a bit tipsy currentlyā€¦ posting at 2:43 AM local time, about to turn in. Iā€™ve had a few beers and some porto to celebrate my 27th birthday. But anyway, tomorrowā€™s another work day with a conference call to Singapore at 9 am, so I better hurryā€¦ Iā€™ll check this thread tomorrow though. And no, 27 isnā€™t old when your mental age is 11 šŸ˜‰ * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/5 "2000-02-16T02:09:00Z")
Coldfire said: > [@](#): > > Iā€™ve had a few beers and some porto Porto. Hmmm. Misspelling of ā€˜pornoā€™? Beer and porno, not the worst birthday party in the world. Portobello mushrooms? Arenā€™t those the poisonous kind? A strange way of saying ā€˜portā€™, as in the liquor? If so, I donā€™t envy you the hangover tomorrowā€¦ Or maybe itā€™s a cigar brand Iā€™m not familiar with. Anyways, happy birthday, Coldfire, and may all your birthday wishes come true. * * * JMCJ This is not a sig. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/6 "2000-02-16T02:12:00Z")
oy! Happy Birthday, mate! > [@](#): > > may all your birthday wishes come true. well, maybe not _all_ of them. Even in Amsterdam, some things are illegal! ## Have a great year, younginā€™! You say ā€œcheesyā€ like thatā€™s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/7 "2000-02-16T02:26:00Z")
Yeah, Happy Birthday, Dutch. 27 huh? I was 27 once. A long fucking time ago. Hell, when I was your age there was no Singapore. And we didnā€™t have phones, either. We had to use a couple of tin cans and a string. But we had fun. I think. It was so long ago. There were dinosaurs on the earth then. **Chorus** \*May you live to be a thousand years, May you live to drink a million beers, Get plastered you bast \* Someoneā€™s at the door. I think itā€™s the cops. * * * ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/8 "2000-02-16T02:28:00Z")
Wally, think about yer fuckinā€™ heart!! Thanks allā€¦ I really need some sleep nowā€¦ God forbid I start making typos!! ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/9 "2000-02-16T09:52:00Z")
Happy birthday there Coldfireā€¦geesh I didnā€™t realize that you are still a babyā€¦Iā€™ll have to watch how I post around you. Many happy returns. * * * ā€œDo or do not, there is no tryā€ - Yoda - Senior Intern to El Presidente Self-Righteous Clique \* ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/10 "2000-02-16T10:16:00Z")
Hey, **Coldfire** , happy B-day! Sorry, pal, Iā€™ve been busy the last couple of daysā€¦ Iā€™ll send that list to ya. Not that you care at this point, cause you are drunk as a skunk! šŸ™‚ ## Cheers! The most rewarding part was when I got my money! -Dr. Nick Riviera ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/11 "2000-02-16T10:31:00Z")
Hey Clog Boy!! Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a good one!! _slainte_ * * * J > [@](#): > > Jesus saves, Allah forgives, and Cthulhu thinks youā€™d make a good sandwich > > -Auntie Pam ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/12 "2000-02-16T15:41:00Z")
Twenty-seven? Holy shit, Batman. Iā€™ve got ulcers older than that. Did anybody give him a dutch rub yet? A happy, happy to ya anyway, Coldy. * * * _Hereā€™s mud in yer eye,_ UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/13 "2000-02-16T15:53:00Z")
OMG Coldfire is 27??? I thought all along he was in his 40ā€™s or something! Happy Birthday CFā€¦ you donā€™t sound a day over 45! šŸ˜‰ * * * I really try to be good but it just isnā€™t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/14 "2000-02-16T16:12:00Z")
No, Iā€™m really turning 27 today. But itā€™s basically how it works with cars: if you driveā€™em hard and fast, theyā€™ll look older soonerā€¦ ya know? ā€¦ OK, Iā€™ve just re-read that sentence and I have decided to use the ole **ā€œI am a forienger ant i speek onely limitet englischā€** approach. Carry on šŸ˜ƒ * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-bro/13838/15 "2000-02-16T20:23:00Z")
Happy birthday, ya crazy bastid! (With apologies to Demo) Hope you had a good one, and knock back a few shots of JD for me, willya? šŸ˜ƒ * * * ā€œYou are sweet, kind, and considerateā€¦ Like a grown up boy scout with tits!ā€ - Brian, aka SDMBā€™s one and only Satan.