# Happy birthday, CanadianSue!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753 "1999-12-06T13:21:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/1 "1999-12-06T13:21:00Z")

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I just wanted to embarrass you. 😉

Have a great day!

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/2 "1999-12-06T13:45:00Z")

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Happy B-day Sue…Are you wearing your birthday suit?.. 🙂 I’ll send ya a Twister Set for a birthday/Christmas present…so you can practice.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/3 "1999-12-06T14:04:00Z")

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Happy Birthday to you,  
Happy Birthday to you,  
Happy Birthday Dear Suuuuuueeeeeeeee,  
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!  
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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Work a little bit harder on improving your  
low self esteem, you stupid freak!  
[Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/4 "1999-12-06T14:25:00Z")

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Happy Birthday to the Chad crackwhore who taught me everything I know! I hope it is filled with loads of chocolate, lusty men and a bit of snow for your snow angels play.

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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good  
things.” --Edgar Degas

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**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/5 "1999-12-06T14:39:00Z")

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Happy B-day from Cowtown Sue!! 1 B-day drink on the way for you when you hit town. Have a kickass day!!!

–Donj

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/6 "1999-12-06T15:26:00Z")

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Happy Happy SueBaby!

Hope it’s a wonderful one - you deserve it! Tell that boy of yours to give you a big ol’ hug for me!

Love, Canthearya

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/7 "1999-12-06T15:32:00Z")

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Happy Birthday CanadianSue

Wish you at least 100 more!

Peace  
t lion

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" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/8 "1999-12-06T15:50:00Z")

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Happy Birthday Sue

_gets out the leather restraints and the paddle_

Who wants so help with the spanking machine?

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How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/9 "1999-12-06T16:11:00Z")

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Happy birthday Sue!!! Hope you have a GREAT day!

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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/10 "1999-12-06T17:06:00Z")

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Thanks Guys!! Sue celebrated in style this weekend and had an awesome time… altho I’m having a hard time keeping my eyes open today. Ummm Moosie… no it’s not an age thing 😉

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The thing about life is that if you can laugh at yourself and the mistakes you make, then you learn lessons from the things that cause the most pain

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/11 "1999-12-06T17:20:00Z")

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Happy Birthday, Sue. May you live to drink a billion beers.

You don’t look 22. I thought you were 19 at the most.

Cheers! 🙂

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I lost track.  
Is this today?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/12 "1999-12-06T17:43:00Z")

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_raises Molson bottle_

Here’s lookin’ at you, Hon 😉

I devised some sort of ICQ Birthday card too, maybe it even worked…

## Anyway, I’ll be in the chatroom in an hour or 2 to help BurnMeUp in giving you a special Birthday Spanking !

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/13 "1999-12-07T06:01:00Z")

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A very happy birthday to a special friend of mine. Sue, you taught me that Canada ISN’T an extension of the U.S. \< ducks \>

I wish you many more years (I need _someone_ who can appreciate my Canadian digs :D)

Happy Birthday to you!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/14 "1999-12-06T20:26:00Z")

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Trust me ma chere…it IS an age thing!

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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good  
things.” --Edgar Degas

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/15 "1999-12-06T21:54:00Z")

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Have a Happy Birthday Suuuuuuuue…  
And we’ll have a great day tooooooo…  
Everybody play, 'cause it’s Sue’s special day…  
Happy Birthday…  
Blow Out The Candles!

That’s the Blue’s Clues birthday song, for anyone who doesn’t recognize it.

Hey Sue! I brung ya some tequila…hehehehe…

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/16 "1999-12-06T23:23:00Z")

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Most best birthday wishes to you, C’Sue!!!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-canadiansue/11753/17 "1999-12-06T23:38:00Z")

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Happy Birthday Sue, sorry I’m late, but that Lyin s.o.b, I mean Lionsob, has had the computer tied up all day !

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)
