# Happy birthday, Coldfire!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361 "2005-02-16T15:37:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/1 "2005-02-16T15:37:56Z")

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Yes, my husband is one year older today. I’m especially happy, because this is the first time I get to spend his birthday with him. In the past, it’s only been through IM or on the phone, so today is very special to me.

I love you, Jasper. I hope this is the first of many wonderful birthdays that we can spend together.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/2 "2005-02-16T15:39:44Z")

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Happy birthday, **Clogboy**! You lucky bastard!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/3 "2005-02-16T16:22:10Z")

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Happy birthday, **Coldie**! I know you’ll enjoy it, since you and **Heloise** are together for this one!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/4 "2005-02-16T16:22:54Z")

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_Jasper_?! \*\*Coldfire’s \*\* name is _Jasper_?!

I named my \*\*Samoyed \*\* Jasper. 😛

Happy Birthday, dear **Coldfire**!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/5 "2005-02-16T16:24:32Z")

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Jasper? Heh. You learn something new every day. 😉

Happy birthday, **Coldfire**! _snogs and smooches_

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/6 "2005-02-16T16:26:09Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I named my \*\*Samoyed \*\* Jasper. 😛

A friend of mine had a Doberman named Jasper 😛 (more appropriate for a Mod, I think).

_Joyeux Anniversaire_ **Coldie**!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/7 "2005-02-16T16:35:06Z")

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Of course, _he_ pronounces it ‘Yah-spur’. Speak English, ya freak, ya! 😛

Jasper, If you ever make it to the PNW I still have the XJ600. 😉

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/8 "2005-02-16T17:42:35Z")

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Happy Birthday, punk.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/9 "2005-02-16T17:52:46Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> A friend of mine had a Doberman named Jasper 😛 (more appropriate for a Mod, I think).

It took me a minute to get this, but what’s wrong with a big, friendly, always smiling, dumb-as-a-rock dog as a symbol? 😛

I’m teasing, **Coldfire** , and all the other mods! But I loved my dog so much, you see.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/10 "2005-02-16T17:54:58Z")

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> [@Heloise](#):
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> I love you, Jasper. I hope this is the first of many wonderful birthdays that we can spend together.

So, what are you going to give him for his birthday? 😉  
**Coldie** , I keep tossing out disparaging remarks about the Dutch in various footie threads, hoping you’ll take the bait, but so far no result. I guess you’re still in honeymoon mode.

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/11 "2005-02-16T19:10:18Z")

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…and _now_ you know why I left that soap box behind. I hope you like it!  
😉

Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/12 "2005-02-16T20:17:15Z")

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Happy birthday! I actually have a present for you, but I lack your address. Could you mail it to me at weirddave0 at hotmail dot com, and I’ll send it right out.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/13 "2005-02-16T22:31:36Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> It took me a minute to get this, but what’s wrong with a big, friendly, always smiling, dumb-as-a-rock dog as a symbol? 😛
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> I’m teasing, **Coldfire** , and all the other mods! But I loved my dog so much, you see.

Nothing per se. The Jasper I knew was :  
[ul]  
[li]big : check[/li][li]friendly : check[/li][li]always smiling : not always, according to circumstances, I like that in a dog and a mod[/li][li]dumb-as-a-rock : definitely not, I don’t like that either in a dog or a mod[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/14 "2005-02-16T23:05:55Z")

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Hippo birdies to you Coldfire.

Send me an addy and I will try to send you things with your name on it.  
We have a company that sells remanufactured engines named after you.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/15 "2005-02-16T23:11:46Z")

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Happy birthday, **Coldfire**.

So, where ya been?

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/16 "2005-02-16T23:12:29Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _Jasper_?! \*\*Coldfire’s \*\* name is _Jasper_?!

Ahh, nuts. Now everyone knows.

\*\* scratches item #127 on List of things to blackmail SDMB mods with…\*  
😛

Happy birthday, **Coldfire**!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/17 "2005-02-17T10:37:28Z")

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Thanks guys, and especially my lovely wife. 🙂

Yeah, I’ve not been posting much as of late. It’s quite busy here, both at work and at home, what with the new wife and all, y’see. Didn’t have time to respond on the day itself even, as we had visitors last night.

But the sentiments are appreciated. 32, man, that’s TWICE 16. So when will I start _feeling_ like an adult? 🙂

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/18 "2005-02-17T12:13:09Z")

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> [@Coldfire](#):
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> But the sentiments are appreciated. 32, man, that’s TWICE 16. So when will I start _feeling_ like an adult? 🙂

Hopefully never **Coldie**. May you always feel younger than your years.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/19 "2005-02-17T12:56:50Z")

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Belated Happy B-day to Jasper, one of my favorite mods

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-coldfire/290361/20 "2005-02-17T13:33:01Z")

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May you always be so handsome & debonaire. May your pockets never be empty and may you enjoy a healthy life and a rompin’ sex life.

You’re only 32?

He’s just a baby.

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