# Happy birthday, dantheman! :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070 "2003-07-13T00:19:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/1 "2003-07-13T00:19:11Z")

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I would have posted this when I got home last night, but got bombarded by IMs. Also had to delete 68 of the 70 emails I recieived when my email was being inaccessible and a temperamental beast.

Anyways…

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANTHEMAN!!!**

Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

Hope you have a great birthday, and a terrific year to come! 🙂 It’s been a blast getting to know you! 🆒

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/2 "2003-07-13T00:27:54Z")

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Happy Birthday to you, **dantheman**.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/3 "2003-07-13T00:34:53Z")

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Hey **dantheman**! Happy B’day. Did you know that you share a birthday with our favorite banned user, **concrete**? Just thought you’d like to know. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/4 "2003-07-13T00:38:45Z")

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Congrats on th’ B-Day, **dantheman**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/5 "2003-07-13T00:48:06Z")

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_very out of breath type voice_

Hhhhhapppy buuurthday to youuuuuuu

Hhhhhapppy buuuurthday to youuuuuu

Hhhhhaaaaaaapppppy buuuuurhtday danthuhmaaaaannnnn

Hhhhhhappppy buuuuurthdayyyyy tooooo youuuuuu

_jiggling as I walk off stage_

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/6 "2003-07-13T01:32:46Z")

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Hey, happy birthday **dantheman**!

Do we get to find out how many candles you blew out?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/7 "2003-07-13T01:33:50Z")

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Great googly-moogly! I get my _own_ thread? Pour quoi?

Oh, it doesn’t matter. Thanks, **Necromancer** , **Ruby** , **Ice Wolf** , and **Eisel**!

**Ruby** , how do you know I’m not concrete?

I’m KIDDING!!! PUT THAT WHATEVER IT IS DOWN!

(What would get rid of concrete? A jackhammer, of course.)

Nice jiggling there, **Eilsel**. 😉

**Flami** , thank you for the thread and the multilingual greetings! I’d respond in kind, but I’m monolingual.

I should learn some Chinese, don’t you think? I’ll put it on my to-do list, right after “fly to moon.”

I’ve spent a lot of today on the road, as me and the Dog of Steel are currently in NJ for the weekend. He sends his best.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/8 "2003-07-13T01:39:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \*  
> \*\*Hey, happy birthday **dantheman**!
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> Do we get to find out how many candles you blew out? \*\*

And owing to a simulpost, I missed **koeeoaddi** ’s post!

I’ll be very truthful. I blew out one candle.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/9 "2003-07-13T01:40:50Z")

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You’re HERE :eek:

in NJ???

I think a stalking is in order…

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/10 "2003-07-13T01:41:52Z")

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I can blow…

out the candles for ya 😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/11 "2003-07-13T01:41:53Z")

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Born and raised here. I’ll be going back home tomorrow evening.

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/12 "2003-07-13T01:43:25Z")

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I’m presuming you’re down south, Cape May area.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/13 "2003-07-13T01:44:48Z")

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:eek:

My, this thread got warm quickly. 😃

I’m in Burlington County.

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/14 "2003-07-13T01:46:42Z")

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ROFL. It’s okay…

I’m up in Monmouth County, next to Sea Bright Beach.

I figured you were down south.

Have a great rest of your bday weekend! lol

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/15 "2003-07-13T03:26:00Z")

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Happiest of days, **Dan**!!!

May this year bring you all the things you long for…and some unexpected but pleasant surprises as well!

My Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/16 "2003-07-13T03:27:59Z")

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Hmmm, does she know something I don’t? 🙂 The only thing that surprises me is that I got a thread on my birthday. _That’s_ a surprise!

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**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/17 "2003-07-13T03:42:07Z")

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Your birthday sure brought us some wonderful weather, so Happy Birthday and thank you very much!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/18 "2003-07-13T03:56:15Z")

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Many happy returns, **dantheman**.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/19 "2003-07-13T06:19:51Z")

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_delicately places candles on **dantheman** ’s cake_

Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/20 "2003-07-13T11:59:11Z")

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Yeah, it sure was nice up here too, **Anita**. I hope it’s nice today as well, since we have a birthday party (not mine) to do.

Thanks, **Zenster** and **lel**!

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