# Happy birthday, dantheman! :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070 "2003-07-13T00:19:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/41 "2003-07-14T02:58:21Z")

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I’d slap you for that but she really is a alot better than I am at it. But then again, old balding guys have a hard time figuring out the difference. I might just have to give you some mushroom prints with my bullwhip of love.

You are close to my age dude. Trust me. Take what you can get amd give what is accepted, or at least tolerated!!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/42 "2003-07-14T03:14:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Great googly-moogly! I get my _own_ thread? Pour quoi?
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> **Flami** , thank you for the thread and the multilingual greetings! I’d respond in kind, but I’m monolingual.
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> I should learn some Chinese, don’t you think? I’ll put it on my to-do list, right after “fly to moon.”\*\*

Why do you get this thread? Because you’ve been a good friend to me and others, Dan. 🙂 (besides, I _am_ the Birthday Queen[sup]TM[/sup] 😉 )

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> The only thing that surprises me is that I got a thread on my birthday. _That’s_ a surprise!

See above note explaining my position as the Birthday Queen[sup]TM[/sup]. 😃

You’re lovable and a true friend… that’s also why. 🙂

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> …today we had a different birthday party - my nephew’s first

Yeah, I remember your posting about him last year. How’s he doing, by the way? Hope he’s doing well.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/43 "2003-07-14T14:39:05Z")

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**Turbo Dog** , I’ll take what I can get. And then, and then, and then she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said, “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”

Okay, maybe only half of that was true…

He’s doing great, **Flami**. He was a Good Boy at his party, which is no mean feat, considering how many people were there and the level of commotion.

He’s walking a lot, although he generally needs to pull on something or someone to get up. He’s not really talking, although he does say “Hi!” a lot.

All in all, a cheery baby. We’re all taking him to the beach next month.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/44 "2003-07-14T15:58:04Z")

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Happy belated, dan!

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**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/45 "2003-07-14T16:15:33Z")

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**dantheman** , you are just _so_ cute:  
“Great googly-moogly! I get my own thread?”

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> May this year bring you all the things you long for…and some unexpected but pleasant surprises as well, like **bittersweet’s** unyielding admiration!

😉

(Sorry, I’m in full dork mode today.)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/46 "2003-07-14T19:22:12Z")

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Well, I can always _hope_ for that, **bittersweet**. May the year bring that!

Thanks, **Juanita**. Feels good to be home now, too . .

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/47 "2003-07-14T19:25:20Z")

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Well, if only I knew! Now I am late in these greetings! Happy birthday to a fine man and a fine friend.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/48 "2003-07-14T19:29:31Z")

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Snappy hurfday, **dan**!

Big skanky love, Gazelle

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/49 "2003-07-14T19:34:56Z")

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I must admit I’m a mite embarrassed to have this thread. I know there are probably some people who wonder why it’s now on its second page, and I can’t rightly explain it other than to say that I have some very wonderful friends here. I don’t believe I’m worthy of the accolades, but I appreciate them and am grateful for them.

Thanks, **Cranky** and **Gazelle**!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/50 "2003-07-14T22:20:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*He’s doing great, **Flami**. He was a Good Boy at his party, which is no mean feat, considering how many people were there and the level of commotion.
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> He’s walking a lot, although he generally needs to pull on something or someone to get up. He’s not really talking, although he does say “Hi!” a lot.
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> All in all, a cheery baby. We’re all taking him to the beach next month. \*\*

Thanks for the update! Glad to know he’s doing well. 🙂 Babies are so cute sometimes…

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> I must admit I’m a mite embarrassed to have this thread. I know there are probably some people who wonder why it’s now on its second page, and I can’t rightly explain it other than to say that I have some very wonderful friends here. I don’t believe I’m worthy of the accolades, but I appreciate them and am grateful for them.

Not on its second page yet… though if someone replies after I do, it will be! 😃

Did I manage to embarrass you with this one? Hey, you are worthy of everything being said of you in here! 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dantheman/188070/51 "2003-07-14T22:43:31Z")

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It’s on its second page on my screen and has been for a little while, actually. Your post up there is the 10th on this page on my screen.

Either way - thanks everyone, especially **Flami**!

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