# Happy Birthday, Dear Olives!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 4, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296 "2009-03-04T17:53:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/1 "2009-03-04T17:53:40Z")

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Many happy returns and all that. I remember your birthday every time I see your user name, ever since one of those “how I got my user name” threads.

So how many is it? 29 again?

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**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/2 "2009-03-04T18:06:52Z")

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Let me jump on the bandwagon and wish you a Happy Birthday too! Now that you’re here in NJ I hope we’ll probably meet at a dopefest one of these days.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/3 "2009-03-04T18:14:38Z")

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Happy dappy birthday!

And I only found one birthday song in [Icelandic](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIinXFHH0ac), but you’re a princess too aren’t you 😉

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/4 "2009-03-04T18:33:29Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/5 "2009-03-04T18:37:42Z")

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Happy birthday, to someone who really deserves happiness. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/6 "2009-03-04T19:36:11Z")

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Tip 'o the hat, lady.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/7 "2009-03-04T20:51:26Z")

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Happy Birthday!

> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> And I only found one birthday song in [Icelandic](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIinXFHH0ac), but you’re a princess too aren’t you

It’s not the [Viking Birthday Dirge,](http://cunnan.sca.org.au/wiki/The_SCA_birthday_song) is it? 😉

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/8 "2009-03-04T22:42:26Z")

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Wow you guys are great, thank you! And for the record it’s twenty SIX not 29… Think you can off me a few years earlier, do ya?

I spent most of today being late for work (trains suspended. going into Manhattan this morning) and/or doing work related things, but I’m now heading home to fresh-baked blueberry muffins. (A birthday tradition since grade school. God I love my husband.)

This weekend will be the true celebration… My beloved aunt and I will be spending the day at Columbia to tour campus and hopefully fall in love with it. Not only that but Watchmen is coming out just for me!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/9 "2009-03-04T23:26:20Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Karyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Karyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karyn)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/10 "2009-03-05T00:04:58Z")

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Happy Birthday 🙂

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/11 "2009-03-05T01:33:12Z")

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Happy birthday!

(And what do you care about Columbia if you’re going to go to Penn? 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/12 "2009-03-05T02:50:31Z")

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Yay! Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/13 "2009-03-05T03:32:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Dwight Schrute]

**It is your birthday.**  
[/QUOTE]

🙂

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/14 "2009-03-05T03:52:08Z")

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Well, allow me to please chime in and also wish you, Olives, a very happy and merry birthday!

Cheers.

Leaffan (Doug)

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/15 "2009-03-05T03:53:18Z")

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Happy birthday **Olives**! **throws confetti**

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/16 "2009-03-05T04:45:42Z")

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Happy Happy Miss Olives!

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**Author:** ![Azhure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@Azhure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azhure)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/17 "2009-03-05T08:47:57Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/18 "2009-03-05T08:52:43Z")

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Happy belated\* Birthday, **Olives**! 🙂

- :o\*\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/19 "2009-03-05T08:55:07Z")

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Many happies, **Olives**! I hope you have a fantastic day full of lovely stuff!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-dear-olives/488296/20 "2009-03-05T09:23:04Z")

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Since you’re younger than me, you get the Aragón version, only I’ve always liked inserting the name in:

**Feliz, feliz en tu día  
nuestra Olives, que Dios te bendiga,  
que reine la paz en tu día  
y que cumplas muchos más**

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