# Happy Birthday, Diogenes the Cynic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216 "2004-04-09T20:04:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/1 "2004-04-09T20:04:26Z")
And MANY more! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/2 "2004-04-10T01:22:06Z")
Happy Birthday, \*\* DtC \*\*… from a fellow April Birthday person! ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/3 "2004-04-10T01:29:42Z")
Happy Birthday, Diogenes! And never forget, **WALMART IS THE TALIBAN!!!** I still use that catchphrase regularly, thanks to you . . . ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/4 "2004-04-10T01:39:35Z")
Happy birthday to absolutely one of my favorite Dopers! Hmmm…If I could give you a present, I think it would be the unabridged Great Books of the Western World on CD. I would expect you to add your own book, of course. O Happy Day! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/5 "2004-04-10T02:13:38Z")
Hey, Happy Birthday **DtC**! ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/6 "2004-04-10T03:23:15Z")
All the best to you. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/7 "2004-04-10T16:01:09Z")
I’m a day late, but Happy Birthday anyway, Dio! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/8 "2004-04-10T22:54:13Z")
Also a day late… **cityboy** alerted me to this thread sometime in the wee hours. Thanks, dude! 🙂 **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIOGENES THE CYNIC!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” Have a good one. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/9 "2004-04-11T00:53:22Z")
::runs cynically through thread:: ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/10 "2004-04-11T01:11:12Z")
Cheers Doggie-Knees. May you have a brilliantly bonzer day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/11 "2004-04-11T01:27:32Z")
~_~Happy Birthday, **Diogenes The Cynic**!~_~ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/12 "2004-04-11T03:25:47Z")
Happy birthday, **Dio**! ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-diogenes-the-cynic/239216/13 "2004-04-11T03:29:36Z")
Hoppy birfday, **DtC**. 😃