# Happy Birthday, Emma Watson!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 14, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705 "2006-04-14T21:06:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705/21 "2006-04-15T19:40:10Z")

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Corona? --laughing-- The poor dear. I wonder if that’s room-temperature beer with that lime slice. I’ve got two words for her situation:

Drew

Barrymore.

🙂

I made the mistake of going to see the first Charlie’s Angels with my kids. I was, shall we say, testosterone-laden by the end, due to the severely amazing sexiness of Ms. Barrymore. I told the kids that I found her hot.

Daughter: OMG DAD, SHE’S THAT LITTLE GIRL FROM E.T. ??? EEEEEEWWW.

Man, that admission cost me some coin around the house. Oh well. 😃

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705/22 "2006-04-17T16:14:45Z")

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[QUOTE=qwest]  
Sorry to burst your bubble.

[Fanning count down clock](http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/makeacountdown/?id=105675)  
[/QUOTE]

I knew someone would.

Is it me, or does that photo they use on that site make it even worse?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705/23 "2023-04-17T13:08:21Z")

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She’s back!

> **[Emma Watson marks her 33rd birthday with very personal Instagram post | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/entertainment/emma-watson-birthday-instagram-return-gbr-intl-scli/index.html)**
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> Emma Watson has celebrated her 33rd birthday with a personal update after taking a step back from the public eye.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705/24 "2023-04-17T13:26:26Z")

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Yikes - a lot of posts in this thread didn’t…age well.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-emma-watson/352705/25 "2023-04-19T00:33:04Z")

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Unlike Emma Watson?

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