# Happy Birthday Esprix! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746 "2001-10-06T04:44:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/1 "2001-10-06T04:44:58Z")
_pops out of a cake, clad only in strategically-placed streamers_ Make a wish and blow…! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/2 "2001-10-06T05:11:42Z")
Nice cake. 🙂 :: pointlessly leers at matt :: I’ll just leave this card for the Birthday Boy and be on my way. Happy Birthday, Esprix! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/3 "2001-10-06T05:32:37Z")
Hope you have a great birthday, **Esprix**! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/4 "2001-10-06T07:46:27Z")
Happy birthday. Enjoy the day and hope that you celebrate many many more. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/5 "2001-10-06T13:11:50Z")
Happy Birthday **Esprix**!! ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/6 "2001-10-06T13:26:43Z")
Happy Birthday Esprix [sub]I gave you a one trick pony[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/7 "2001-10-06T13:58:45Z")
Many, many happy returns to you Esprix. I hope your day is fabulous. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/8 "2001-10-06T14:08:51Z")
Happy Birthday! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/9 "2001-10-06T14:12:10Z")
Happy Birthday **Esprix**! Hope you have a happy and fun year! ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/10 "2001-10-06T14:16:39Z")
Esprix, I was saving this cute dancing boy for your birthday, but he got away. (Gotta start remembering to lock the basement) 🙂 Happy Birthday. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/11 "2001-10-06T14:36:13Z")
Oh, so _that’s_ what those young Chicano studboys with ping pong paddles were doing: lining up to give **Esprix** his birthday spankings. Happy birthday, Esprix. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/12 "2001-10-06T14:54:19Z")
Happy birthday, **Esprix**! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/13 "2001-10-06T14:58:52Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESPRIX!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/14 "2001-10-06T15:27:03Z")
Me too! I mean, uh… Word! No, wait… Hippity-hoppity heigh-ho brifday, mmkay? ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/15 "2001-10-06T17:00:18Z")
Happy Birthday to you Direct from the Zoo May you get lots of presents And an Asian boy too! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/16 "2001-10-06T17:07:02Z")
Happy birthday, 'Sprix! **moon** ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/17 "2001-10-06T17:10:36Z")
Fuckin Libras. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/18 "2001-10-06T17:16:12Z")
\ Happy birthday…to you… Happy birthday…to you… Happy birthday, dear Esssprix… Happy birthday to you… \ Hey, if I can have a dream of someday performing “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” in real voice in drag, I can sing “Happy Birthday”… 😃 jayjay (would an Esprix fan club be called the Corps d’Esprix?) ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/19 "2001-10-06T17:16:41Z")
Woo! Happy birthday, **Esprix**. For your gift, I promise to carefully spell your name from here on in. 😉 Have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746/20 "2001-10-06T17:20:50Z")
Happy birthday, **Ess-Pricks**! Have a good one and have many good ones in the future. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-esprix/85746.md?page=2)