# Happy Birthday, Freak! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529 "2000-07-23T06:49:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/21 "2000-07-24T05:44:07Z")
Happy Birthday, Freak! Chicken, huh? Hmmm…well, I don’t think any less of you. Whatever makes you happy. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/22 "2000-07-24T05:53:14Z")
Happy birthday Freak! When you come to Canada just don’t go to B.C. They have a repressive drinking age there. You would be welcome to come up to Alberta where we let men drink when they become men. And how is that chicken? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/23 "2000-07-24T06:00:56Z")
It was a cooked chicken! You’re sick! You’re all sick! Any relations I had with that chicken were purely oral. TV- Sordid detail? Okay, it went something like this: “Mmmmm, smack, smack, crunch, chew, smack, mmmmmmmmm… chicken…” Frannie- You know I love you. Even if you do seem to think I’m a female or a transvestite. Besides, you’re not the first. silent\_rob- Well, actually I kinda promised myself that I would never travel to another country just to get fucked up. Or just fucked. Silver- You wanna make me happy? Hehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/24 "2000-07-24T06:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > **It was a cooked chicken! You’re sick! You’re all sick! Any relations I had with that chicken were purely oral.** Bwahahaha!! You crack me up. \*\* > [@](#): > > Silver- You wanna make me happy? Hehehehe… \*\* Sure. Why not? I have spare time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/25 "2000-07-24T06:45:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > Have you ever woken up in the morning with a chicken who’s name you don’t even know? If you have, then you might have some idea of how I feel. \*\* Oh?? Perverted mind, have I? Oddly enough, I’ve never awakened with a chicken, ever, much less _any_farm animal who may have deserved an introduction. ::blinks interestedly at Freak:: No, we’re Fighting Ignorance here, and I firmly believe that there are _many_ Dopers who are fascinated as to the exact role the fowl played in your celebrations. A show of hands, folks? Who else is curious about the chicken? Veb ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/26 "2000-07-24T09:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > \*\* > > Oh?? Perverted mind, have I? Oddly enough, I’ve never awakened with a chicken, ever, much less _any_farm animal who may have deserved an introduction. > > A show of hands, folks? Who else is curious about the chicken? > \*\* I admit I’m curious (I almost typed “interested”, which I’m really **NOT**!) Veb, have you ever woken up with a farm animal that DIDN’T deserve an introduction?? :fleeing:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/27 "2000-07-24T10:23:42Z")
Bon anniversaire, Freak! Many more to you. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/28 "2000-07-24T20:07:57Z")
Silver- I crack you up? Heh, I think you’re already cracked. And I hope you’ve got several days worth of spare time, because that’s how long it’s gonna take. Awwwww yeah! TVeblen- Fine, if you must know, her name was Jenny O. Butterball. And so what if I’m a pervert? The only difference is this, a sensual guy uses a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/29 "2000-07-24T22:18:02Z")
Happy birthday freak. If it helps, you’re my favorite straight misguided state-social democratic leaning 19 year old poster on the board. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/30 "2000-07-24T23:05:35Z")
Happy Birthday, Sir Freely. Ya got one more wild-hair teenth year before ya gotta begin to think about getting respectable and all. I trust you’ll use it wisely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529/31 "2000-07-25T00:59:23Z")
Oldscratch- Now that there’s anything wrong with that! Elelle- My hair is NOT wild! It is very well kept. And be sure you don’t confuse respectable with recepticle. I made that mistake once and it caused rather a lot of embarrassment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-freak/26529.md?page=1)