# Happy Birthday Harmless!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 30, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766 "2004-05-30T06:04:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/1 "2004-05-30T06:04:38Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/2 "2004-05-30T06:06:34Z")
Yeah, what she said. πŸ˜ƒ Enjoy 28! Look out! I think I just spotted 30 peeking in your window! πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/3 "2004-05-30T18:14:57Z")
Awww, **kitten** how am I gonna top that? Hmmmm… πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ :)πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’ HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARMLESS! πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’ πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ :)πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/4 "2004-05-30T18:17:23Z")
Yeah, yeah, yeah, **tick**. But you didn’t start a thread wishing her a happy birthday, now did you??? :o πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/5 "2004-05-30T18:37:02Z")
She had better appreciate this, you know. I mean **two** Happy Birthday threads. Wow! πŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/6 "2004-05-30T18:51:42Z")
Yes, well, **Harmless** is a very special Doper Brat, ya know! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/7 "2004-05-30T18:54:22Z")
Yeah baby, **Brats** rule!! πŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/8 "2004-05-30T19:01:40Z")
Happy b’day, **harmless**! ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/9 "2004-05-30T19:59:57Z")
> [@nocturnal tick](#): > > Please excuse my handwriting, I’m a leftie. ME TOO!!!See, we have to stick together now πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/10 "2004-05-30T20:29:36Z")
> [@kittenlm](#): > > ME TOO!!!See, we have to stick together now πŸ˜› Me too. All the best people are lefties. πŸ˜ƒ Happy birthday **harmless**! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/11 "2004-05-30T20:34:59Z")
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/12 "2004-05-31T00:04:04Z")
OMG! :eek: I don’t know what to say… :eek: You people rule! (and it’s not the 9 Corona talking) : sniff : I LOVE YOU GUYS! This is the best birthday EVER! Who wants to play with my Xbox (and I got a game system too!)? πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/13 "2004-05-31T11:44:59Z")
Is it too late to play Xbox? πŸ˜ƒ Glad you had a great time, and what great taste you have with the Corona. πŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/14 "2004-06-01T21:53:11Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Is it too late to play Xbox? πŸ˜ƒ > > Glad you had a great time, and what great taste you have with the Corona. πŸ†’ Why, oh why, do I never get updates when new posts arrive? Sims Bustin’ Out and Tony Hawk’s Underground RULE! And, yes, people, I am 28. Why? πŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/15 "2004-06-01T22:40:40Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Tony Hawk’s Underground RULE! Sure 'nuff! Great game, and it lasts a long, long time… …because the final challenge is so f$%^ing _impossible_!!! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/16 "2004-06-01T22:57:34Z")
happy birthday, harmless. you ol’ zombie, you. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/17 "2004-06-02T17:38:53Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Sure 'nuff! Great game, and it lasts a long, long time… > > …because the final challenge is so f$%^ing _impossible_!!! :smack: What are you going on about? I beat that last night, :wally j/k, I’ve been concentrating on Sims Bustin’ Out! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/18 "2004-06-02T17:55:56Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > happy birthday, harmless. > > you ol’ zombie, you. Aw! Thank you, shnuggle-bum! πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/19 "2004-06-02T18:09:00Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > j/k, I’ve been concentrating on Sims Bustin’ Out! Yeah, Sims will pretty much take over your gaming life from now on. That’s why I had to leave Ben and Eileen Dover a long time ago. πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766/20 "2004-06-02T19:23:49Z")
Baby, I’ve been playing the Sims since day one! There is no leaving the Sims! Do yours speak Simlish with a UK accent? πŸ˜› [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-harmless/247766.md?page=2)