# Happy Birthday, Heloise!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 8, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656 "2001-07-08T01:40:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/1 "2001-07-08T01:40:32Z")

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I hope you’ve had the happiest of days today, and may this year be filled with dreams come true, lots of love, and fun, fun, fun!

Happy Birthday, **Heloise**!

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/2 "2001-07-08T01:43:25Z")

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**Heloise**! Take better directions for the next fest!  
Happy Birthday, you… you… you wonderful person, you.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/3 "2001-07-08T02:11:44Z")

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Happy Birthday **Heloise**! I hope you have a wonderful time and get everything you want (even if that includes purple nipples). 😉

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/4 "2001-07-08T02:21:21Z")

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Happiest of Birthday’s to you, **Heloise!**

May the skies smile upon you, (well, they probably will since you live in CA) may your stocks grow in value, (and if so, I hope you have some of the same ones I do) may your life get better and better with each coming day!

Have a very, very good day, dear…any friend of **Shayna’s** is worthy of only the very best of things!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/5 "2001-07-08T02:37:23Z")

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Happy birthday, **Heloise**.

You’ve attracted a few of my favorite poster, any friend of theirs gets my best wishes for a wonderful and happy birthday and every other day for that matter.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/6 "2001-07-08T06:13:32Z")

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Thank you guys, so much! It’s nice to be able to share a birthday with well-wishers instead of thinking about my old maidom. 😃 And thank you, **Shayna** , the evening wouldn’t have been the same without you.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/7 "2001-07-08T07:51:29Z")

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Happy Birthday!  
Old Maidom!? Pffth. You are an everlastingly young crazy fun godess.  
Happy Birthday!

pat

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/8 "2001-07-08T08:22:48Z")

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- I hope you had a great day!

Looking forward to seeing you again, sometime. Have a great year - here’s wishing best of luck in your new endeavour. I’ll hoist a wee cup for you in France tomorrow.

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/9 "2001-07-08T09:45:38Z")

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Here’s hoping you had a very happy birthday. **Heloise**!

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/10 "2001-07-08T15:14:34Z")

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Your birthday was yesterday?? Happy (belated) birthday! Hope you had a great one!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/11 "2001-07-08T16:56:27Z")

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> It’s nice to be able to share a birthday with well-wishers instead of thinking about my old maidom.

“Old maid”? Well you’re not old, and with looks like yours I doubt you’ll be unmarried very long! (Unless you want to.)

The happiest of birthdays to you!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/12 "2001-07-09T18:32:29Z")

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> You are an everlastingly young crazy fun godess.

**Pat,** Woo-hoo! I like this! Can I use it as my sig line?

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> I’ll hoist a wee cup for you in France tomorrow.

Thank you, **Spiny** , but if it’s going to be wee, make it something strong, eh? 😉

Thank you for the lovely birthday wishes, **Cajun** and **Lola**. I did have a great birthday, and a great weekend to boot!

**Johnny L.A.** , keep it up, flattery will get you lots of places! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/13 "2001-07-09T19:01:52Z")

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Happy Belated Birthday!

Glad it was a good one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-heloise/71656/14 "2001-07-09T22:07:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Heloise \*  
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> > You are an everlastingly young crazy fun godess.
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> **Pat,** Woo-hoo! I like this! Can I use it as my sig line?\*\*

Of course, consider that your birthday present!

pat

ps:  
Woohoo, cheap gift! 🙂
