# Happy Birthday, Jersey Diamond

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 6, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323 "2002-09-06T19:08:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/1 "2002-09-06T19:08:05Z")

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Today is her birthday. Many happy returns, **JD**!!!

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/2 "2002-09-06T19:37:25Z")

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I’ll second that! **Happy Birthday!!!** 🙂

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**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/3 "2002-09-06T22:49:36Z")

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🙂 I’ll third that! Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/4 "2002-09-06T23:07:11Z")

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Happiest of birthday’s to you, **Jersey Diamond**!

May you have a wonderful day, month, year and forever!

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/5 "2002-09-06T23:17:58Z")

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Happy birthday! I haven’t seen you in a while, I hope you are having a wonderfully special day.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/6 "2002-09-07T02:40:47Z")

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Happy Birthday, M’dear. Hope this year is super.

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**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/7 "2002-09-07T04:41:19Z")

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Goodness gracious! Thank you all. I totally didn’t expect that…  
I didn’t even prepare a speech. 🙂  
**clears throat**  
I’d like to thank **Polycarp** for discovering my birthday 😉  
**Dreamer** , for seconding that 🙂  
**His4ever** , for thirding it 🙂  
**Scotticher, delphica** , and my dearest **Billdo** 😉  
You guys are the best…Thank you

I feel special, you guys made my day. Thanks **Poly**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/8 "2002-09-07T11:05:17Z")

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Here’s hoping you had a wonderful birthday, **JerseyDiamond**!

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/9 "2002-09-07T12:11:28Z")

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Oops. A day late and a dollar short, as usual. Happy belated birthday!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/10 "2002-09-07T16:38:33Z")

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Happy Birthday dear!  
so…how old?😉

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**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/11 "2002-09-07T20:51:48Z")

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Thank you very much **vanilla, GreenBean, and Cajun Man 😉**. I had a very nice birthday!  
\*\* Vanilla\*\*, the more I think about my age, the more depressed I get. Not because I am soooo old, but because I feel like the years are going by so fast. I’m 26. Now if I could only have the spunk that **Cajun Man** has.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/12 "2002-09-08T05:38:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Now if I could only have the spunk that Cajun Man has

I believe he gets it from **Dr. Matrix**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/13 "2002-09-08T05:58:40Z")

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Whoops, I’m late too… sorry!

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JERSEYDIAMOND!!!**

Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

I hope you had a wonderful birthday. You’re not that much older than me, so I guess I’ll get mine in a few days or so. I hope you will be blessed this year by getting what your heart deeply desires. May you spend time with your friends, family, and other loved ones. Take care of yourself.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jersey-diamond/127323/14 "2002-09-10T23:46:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> \*\*  
> I believe he gets it from **Dr. Matrix**. \*\*

:smack: ok, too much information! 😛
