# Happy Birthday, Jester!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 8, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179 "2001-03-08T01:46:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/1 "2001-03-08T01:46:44Z")
I know that I’m posting this a day early, but I just wanted to be one of the very first to say it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESTER!! \ (Actually, the reason I’m posting this now is because I have no frees tomorrow. Nada, Zippo, and I DID want to post this.) So, yay! Everyone come and wish him a happy birthday! (I’ll think up something REALLY cheesy and embarassing to say about you later, but for now, I’m going to be nice…) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/2 "2001-03-08T01:51:21Z")
Happy Birthday!! :):)🙂 Have a great special day, Jest-o-rino. ((Jester)) how old is he, Deiket? Seventeen? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/3 "2001-03-08T01:58:54Z")
Happy Birthday, Jester! PErhaps we’ll bump up your Straight Dope Kingdom thread for fun! ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/4 "2001-03-08T02:17:44Z")
Yes, Zoggie, he is turning seventeen! A year which I felt was a LOT older than sixteen. But, I thought the same athing about sixteen too… Guin? Why does that NOT sound like a good idea to me… \ ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/5 "2001-03-08T02:39:25Z")
Happy b-day, ol’ bud! Oh, yeah. It was my seventeenth on Tuesday. I’m not starting a thread though. But don’t wish me a happy birthday; this is Jester’s thread. **Jester** , since it’s both of our birthdays this weekend, I’d suggest we go out for a night on the town. [But after this I’d highly doubt that you’d get the car for the night.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61236) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/6 "2001-03-08T04:30:06Z")
Happy Birthday, **Jester** dear! I made you a chocolate mousse pie with raspberry sauce. Now just sit there while I find the candles…I don’t want you to end up with mousse on your face on your birthday of all days! No, dear, don’t lean over it to get a closer look, that chair is kind of tippy…OHHHHH NOOO! Scotti 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/7 "2001-03-08T19:29:49Z")
This is by far one of the coolest things to happen to me, ever. Seeing one’s name in the thread title is quite the exhilerating feeling. All I can say in addition to that is: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!! In the few months I’ve been here, I have definitely found a home, and I just wanna say that I love all of you, and Scotti, you might wanna grab some napkins when you’re in the kitchen, cause the chair just fell over… :D:D:D Thank you again! -Walt, who’s doing the happiest of happy dances. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/8 "2001-03-08T20:38:57Z")
> [@](#): > > **Walt, who’s doing the happiest of happy dances.** We really need to film the “happy white boy” dance and put it online. ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/9 "2001-03-08T20:45:30Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* \*\* > [@](#): > > We really need to film the “happy white boy” dance and put it online. > \*\* Oh, sweet Lord and Lady. That is something that the people of the world need not witness… Some of my poor friends are still having nightmares… ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/10 "2001-03-08T21:48:43Z")
------& ----:)/ x o x o x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/11 "2001-03-08T22:43:10Z")
Cheers, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/12 "2001-03-08T22:58:08Z")
:smooooch: Happy birthday young one. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/13 "2001-03-08T23:00:10Z")
Very Happy Birthday from someone you lit on fire last month in the pit 😉 Best wishes. -Pucette ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/14 "2001-03-08T23:02:37Z")
Happy birthday and best wishes!!! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/15 "2001-03-09T01:29:31Z")
Hey Jester, Happy Birthday! You may still be a minor, but I’ll buy the virtual alcohol… ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/16 "2001-03-09T01:48:30Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Deiket \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > We really need to film the “happy white boy” dance and put it online. > > \*\* > > Oh, sweet Lord and Lady. That is something that the people of the world need not witness… Some of my poor friends are still having nightmares… \*\* I take it you don’t let Jester do that in public anymore… ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/17 "2001-03-09T01:59:20Z")
\ Unfortunatly, there’s not a whole lot I can do to STOP it from occuring. I’ve learned to look the other way and completly ignore him while my friends are busy laughing and watching him make a fool of himself. I’m just glad I not only missed ALL of the ‘shopping cart fiascos’, I also missed when he walked areound my neighborhood in a Hawaiian shirt… \ No offense, Jester dear… \ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/18 "2001-03-09T03:42:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*!!! > > Scotti, you might wanna grab some napkins when you’re in the kitchen, cause the chair just fell over… \*\* Well, since it is your birthday and all, I will do you the supreme honor of licking the mousse off of your sweet face. Say, this is really GOOD! Scotti 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-jester/57179/19 "2001-03-09T03:47:52Z")
Hey! I came here for the mousse! Oh, wait, there’s some on that chair **Jester’s** about to… mmm bo-de-oh-doh, never mind. 😉