# Happy Birthday July 29ers!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 29, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567 "2007-07-29T04:50:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/1 "2007-07-29T04:50:41Z")

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Today is the birthday of my Doper Quintuplet brother, sisters and me! WOOHOO!!!

So, Happy Birthday to my Doper sisters, **Ayesha, EJsGirl and Kyla** and my Doper brother **Bear\_Nenno**!

I’m by far the oldest of the “Quints” at the ripe old age of 53.

If there are other July 29ers, we can have even more brothers/sisters. Let yourselves be known!

\<AHEM\> CLEARING THROAT \<AHEM\>

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR AAAYYYEEESSSHHHAAA, EEEJJJSSSGGGIIIRRRLLL, KKKYYYLLLAAA AAANNNDDD BBBEEEAAARRR\_NNNEEENNNOOO!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/2 "2007-07-29T05:22:17Z")

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Happy Birthday! Here, open your present… its a new keyboard!  
Yours seems to be sticking…

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/3 "2007-07-29T06:58:26Z")

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Happy Birthday, you end of July people!

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/4 "2007-07-29T07:39:38Z")

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A little ditty for **Swampy** (with apologies to Mark Mitchell, the original poet):

Swampy has a problem,  
He’s older than before,  
And now that it’s his birthday,  
He feels a little sore.  
But Swampy shouldn’t worry,  
Or creep around in fear,  
Because what he lacks in youthfulness,  
He makes up for with BEER!

😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![Mame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mame)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/5 "2007-07-29T07:42:11Z")

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OK, add me in - just a couple of years behind you, but catching up fast!.

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/6 "2007-07-29T09:25:06Z")

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Add me into this elite group.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/7 "2007-07-29T12:20:01Z")

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Woohoo! Welcome to the club **Mame and Reepicheep**! We’re now whatever it is seven people are. That’s ummmm… orgy, no wait, septuplets! 😃

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR MMMAAAMMMEEE AAANNNDDD RRREEEPPPIIICCCHHHEEEPPP!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
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**Dotty** the poem is a classic! Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/8 "2007-07-29T14:58:06Z")

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Is it funny or sad that I didn’t realize it was my birthday until I saw this thread today.

Happy Birthday everyone!!!

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/9 "2007-07-29T15:11:13Z")

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Oh crud, I was gonna start this thread! Happy birthday to all of us!

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/10 "2007-07-29T15:28:13Z")

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Thank you! I had my big “40 and Fabulous” party on Friday, but today is my day.

Funny, I don’t feel like a grown up… where did these kids and this mortgage come from? 😉

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/11 "2007-07-29T15:30:39Z")

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Wishing you all a good day, a good year and a great life.

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**Author:** ![Nuveena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@Nuveena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nuveena)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/12 "2007-07-29T18:04:44Z")

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Count me in. July 29, 1971.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/13 "2007-07-29T20:03:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Nuveena]  
Count me in. July 29, 1971.  
[/QUOTE]

YAY! Now we’re an octopus… errr… I mean octuplets!

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR NNNUUUVVVEEENNNAAA!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
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Yay **EJsGirl** , the big 4-0!

**Kyla** workin’ second shift has turned me into a nightowl. I put this thread up just after midnight my time.

**Nenno** the mind _is_ the first thing to go, ya know… 😃

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/14 "2007-07-29T20:05:37Z")

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Checking in. July 29, 1979.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/15 "2007-07-29T20:11:45Z")

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We’re going out to dinner tonight to celebrate one of my best friend’s birthdays. So I guess he’s a July 29th Doper, once removed. Happy Birthday y’all!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/16 "2007-07-29T20:23:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Agent Foxtrot]  
Checking in. July 29, 1979.  
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Nine of us now! So we’re nonets? Or maybe we should just refer to ourselves as an orgy. 😃

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR AAAGGGEEENNNTTT FFFOOOXXXTTTRRROOOTTT!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/17 "2007-07-29T21:09:26Z")

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**swampbear** , how come you haven’t checked in at…the other board! We’re toasting you over there too!

Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-july-29ers/413567/18 "2007-07-30T02:17:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Baker]  
**swampbear** , how come you haven’t checked in at…the other board! We’re toasting you over there too!

Happy Birthday!  
[/QUOTE]

I did finally. I thought we were gonna get big tstorms, so I shut down puter for a while but all it did was thunder all around, so now I’m back.
