# Happy birthday, KKBattousai! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890 "2000-10-14T13:24:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/1 "2000-10-14T13:24:43Z")
I’m sure at some level he knew I was gonna do this to him. 😃 Happy birthday, KK, from everyone over on this side of the Pacific. We love ya lots. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/2 "2000-10-14T14:08:09Z")
////KKBattousai\\ Happpy Birthday! ------& -----🙂 x x x x —////\\ [blows kisses] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/3 "2000-10-14T18:28:30Z")
Happy Birthday, KKBattousai!!! Hope you have a fantabulous day! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShakeNBake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@ShakeNBake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShakeNBake)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/4 "2000-10-14T22:28:30Z")
Happy birthday. OK if we save you the corner piece of cake, with the most frosting? Or do you prefer the middle? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/5 "2000-10-14T22:31:37Z")
shakenbake, thank you for making me hungry for cake. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/6 "2000-10-14T22:43:24Z")
Happy Birthday! Who wants to get me a drink? Sheesh, with all these parties I’m going to turn into a straight dope alcoholic. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/7 "2000-10-14T22:57:31Z")
Happy Birthday KK Battousai, Enjoy it, because they only come once a year. Hey ShakeNBake, if he doesn’t want his cake, can I have it? ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/8 "2000-10-14T23:26:55Z")
Happy B-day, KK! Have a great time, today, and party it up one-time for us, m’kay? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/9 "2000-10-15T00:50:07Z")
Happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/10 "2000-10-15T10:44:22Z")
Must be a wild party… 😃 Thanks for your posts, everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/11 "2000-10-15T13:08:30Z")
He missed his own party. -----☹ —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/12 "2000-10-15T13:48:09Z")
Happy birthday KKB - belated though the wishes are. Remember: we get a year wiser now not older. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/13 "2000-10-15T14:08:38Z")
Happy Belated Birthday KKBattousai. I hope it was a goodun. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/14 "2000-10-15T14:18:20Z")
**Spider Woman** - Well, we can leave clean-up duty to him. 😃 Thanks, **dpr** and **Grace**! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/15 "2000-10-16T03:23:21Z")
A bazillion thanks Audrey, for organizing this party for me and thank you, everyone, for coming. I’m sorry I missed most of it, but I spy with my little eye, a bottle of vodka whose brand is Skyy, so I don’t the festivities are over quite yet, do you? That being said, Shake, I like my cake like I like my women - rich, moist, and covered with frosting. Hyper, you want the second shot of Skyy - I’m entitled to the first one, right? Grace, Rob, it was a good birthday - it takes a hell of a lot to keep me off the boards for two days (well, 48 hours), after all. Again, thank you everybody, it’s good having friends online as well as IRL. So where’s my shot glass? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/16 "2000-10-16T03:28:14Z")
_hands KKB two full shot glasses (one for each hand mate)_ ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/17 "2000-10-16T06:47:59Z")
Hey, hey, hey, happy B-Day, KK! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/18 "2000-10-16T16:56:23Z")
WTF, I’m double-fisting it? Holy geez, this Internet stuff is getting too realistic for me… Well, down the hatch. ::gulp, gulp:: ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/36890/19 "2000-10-17T05:16:20Z")
Happy Belated Birthday, KK! Sorry I missed the party, but it sounds like you did too, so I guess it’s okay. Scotti