# Happy birthday, KKBattousai!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355 "2001-10-14T10:45:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/1 "2001-10-14T10:45:21Z")

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C’mon in and join me, everyone, in wishing my favoritest Doper the happiest of birthdays. 🙂

[sub]You’ll get your present from me later, babe. ::wink wink::[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/2 "2001-10-14T10:55:36Z")

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Happy birthday to ya, **KKBattousai**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/3 "2001-10-14T11:14:36Z")

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Woo Hoo! Happy birthday!

In Korean:

Saeng-il Chukha Habnida!  
Saeng-il Chukha Habnida!  
Sarang Ha-nun, **KKBattousai** ,  
Saeng-il Chukha Habnida!

😃

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/4 "2001-10-14T13:01:07Z")

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I hope you never change your name. It is one of my favorite anime characters.

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Hats for partiers:

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/5 "2001-10-14T15:28:44Z")

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Happy birthday, **KKBattousai**!

::MsRobyn goes into the kitchen and makes a special birthday cake for KK::

Robin

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/6 "2001-10-14T17:28:07Z")

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Happy Birthday, **KKBattousai**! You share a birthday with one of the greatest people in the world - ME! Hee, hee. 😃

I hope you have a great birthday. Huggles!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/7 "2001-10-14T22:08:57Z")

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Happiest of birthdays to you, **KKBattousai** and **dlgirl!**

May your special day bring you wonderful things…

Much Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/8 "2001-10-14T22:30:39Z")

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::wanders in wearing pyjama pants::

It’s what?

::checks calendar::

Oh, neat!

Um, I should probably go change.

We’re having cake? Hm. I think I should find my raincoat and a packet of wetnaps.

(Fool me once **Audrey** , shame on you…)

Happy birfday to you too, **dlgirl**! (I hope you get better presents than I do. I keep getting bags of snack-size candy bars for some reason. :))

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/9 "2001-10-14T23:31:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\* Happy birfday to you too, **dlgirl**! (I hope you get better presents than I do. I keep getting bags of snack-size candy bars for some reason. :)) \*\*

So what’s wrong with getting little bitty candy bars for your birthday? 😕

Anyhoo, happy birthday to **KKBattousai** and **dlgirl**. May the coming year bring you health, happiness, personal fulfillment and fresh breath.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/10 "2001-10-15T00:04:20Z")

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_snaps a picture of **KK** in his pjs_

Happy birthday to you, **dlgirl**!

Thanks for the cake, **MsRobyn** , and thank you, **Spider Woman** , for bringing the hats again. And to everyone else who dropped by to say hi, a hearty thank you to you all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/11 "2001-10-15T03:30:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> > \*\* Happy birfday to you too, **dlgirl**! (I hope you get better presents than I do. I keep getting bags of snack-size candy bars for some reason. :)) \*\*
> 
> So what’s wrong with getting little bitty candy bars for your birthday? 😕  
> \*\*

Because they ruin my appetite, are bad for my teeth, and make me hyper. (Or so my mommy taught me when I was a kid.)

:steps up to mic:

:tap tap:

Thank you all for coming. I’m told that, in honor of the occasion, **AudreyK** is going to juggle chainsaws! :eek:

So, without any further ado…

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/12 "2001-10-15T04:04:19Z")

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Best wishes for a very Happy Birthday KKBattousai! [sub]I think I’m sneaking in my greeting just under the wire.[/sub}

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/13 "2001-10-15T09:34:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Grace \*  
> \*\*Best wishes for a very Happy Birthday KKBattousai! [sub]I think I’m sneaking in my greeting just under the wire.[/sub} \*\*

It’s good to be in Hawaii. At the time you posted, you had pretty much a whole hour left. But I’m guessing you knew that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/14 "2001-10-15T18:59:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **KKBattousai** _
> 
> ::wanders in wearing pyjama pants::
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> It’s what?
> 
> ::checks calendar::
> 
> Oh, neat!
> 
> Um, I should probably go change.

Um, no, really, that’s ok, you look just… great… _{wipes drool}_

**Audrey** , babe, wanna help me out here? I seem to be frozen to the spot…

😉

Happy birthday, fellow Libran. How old art thou now?

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/15 "2001-10-16T02:25:23Z")

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But **Esprix** , you _want_ him to go change, don’t you? How else will you be able to “accidentally” walk in on him while he’s nekkid?

…

You think he’s eye candy now, all sleep-tousled and in his jammies? Just you wait…

😃

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/16 "2001-10-16T03:40:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> Happy birthday, fellow Libran. How old art thou now?
> 
> Esprix \*\*

1. Old enough to drink, not old enough to get Medicare. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/17 "2001-10-16T04:44:53Z")

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Now, now, **Audrey** , I think I’m embarassing him.

Sorry. ☹

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/18 "2001-10-16T07:11:55Z")

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Unh-uh. I’m the one teasing him, so _I’m_ the one embarassing him. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/19 "2001-10-16T08:14:16Z")

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Wait, why do _you two_ think your the ones embarassing me?

I mean, c’mon, God already beat you (both) to it.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-kkbattousai/87355/20 "2001-10-16T09:07:16Z")

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Oh hush. You’re cute. Stop making me feed your ego.

Now help me bandage my hands…

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