# Happy Birthday ktkildare! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800 "2001-11-11T21:01:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/1 "2001-11-11T21:01:37Z")
Yes, it’s KatieCakes’ biffday. We know she’s charming, beautiful and witty… and now we know she’s old too! Huzzah! Much smooches on your birthday **Katie**. Love you mean it! ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/2 "2001-11-11T21:03:58Z")
Of course, her birthday is tomorrow. Blame it on the cross-continental time difference. Or something. I knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/3 "2001-11-11T21:05:11Z")
Congratulations on another year, Methuselah. Shall you be listing Depends or Metamucil on your registry? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/4 "2001-11-11T21:21:05Z")
The support hose and estrogen therapy are in the mail! Happy Birthday, Katie! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/5 "2001-11-11T21:23:01Z")
Happy Birthday to most likely the purtiest doper alive. 🙂 What, you’re turning 18? Can’t be so! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/6 "2001-11-11T21:28:29Z")
**Happy Birthday, Katie!** May you have a wonderful birthday and forever after. [sub][sup]If not, give me a call, I’ll try to help.[/sup][/sub] Jim ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/7 "2001-11-11T21:29:26Z")
Happy Birthday, Katie! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/8 "2001-11-11T22:00:51Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE!!! /me is chatting. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/9 "2001-11-11T22:02:58Z")
::runs in with strippers, cake, flavored body paint, Twister, Strip Pictionary, and assorted other party favors:: ::licks Katie happy birthday:: ::stuffs Birthday Bunnies down her pants:: 😃 ::runs out:: ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/10 "2001-11-11T22:13:06Z")
I love Katie. Even though she is evil. Eeeeebil. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/11 "2001-11-11T23:07:59Z")
Happy Birthday, **Katie** , I owe you some congratulatory spankings! **smooch** ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/12 "2001-11-11T23:38:41Z")
Happiest of birthdays, **KatieLove**! I hope that this is the best year of your life. Until the year after…in fact, I hope they just keep getting better and better forever! Much Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/13 "2001-11-11T23:51:27Z")
KT hun, happy birthday. I hope you have a great day and you have a wonderful year as you are a hell of a sweetie. Hugs to you hun, and Happy Birthday!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/14 "2001-11-11T23:53:29Z")
I hope you have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!!! 😃 Rose ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/15 "2001-11-12T00:37:37Z")
Happy Birthday, My Friend!!! Hope to see you at a Dopefest real soon! O ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/16 "2001-11-12T00:46:09Z")
Happy Birthday! You gotta find some free time soon so we can go out to dinner and celebrate. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/17 "2001-11-12T01:11:00Z")
Woo! Happy birthday, **katie**! ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/18 "2001-11-12T01:21:43Z")
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, Katie! And _many, many_ more! ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/19 "2001-11-12T01:24:46Z")
**Fran** , you stankin’-ass ho, _I_ was gonna start a birthday thread for everyone’s favorite Hanson brother **Katie** , but _I_ was going to wait until her actual birthday. Once again, you’ve found a way to hog all the glory and make me look like a schmuck in the process. Jolly good show, old chap. Luckily, you’re cute as a wiener dog, or I’d be forced to challenge you to a pie-eating contest like they used to back in Elizabethan times. By which I am referring to Elizabeth Taylor’s glorious reign as the queen of the silver screen. Anyway, happy 47th, **katie**. I’m sure we’d all agree you don’t look a day over 46 and a half. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/20 "2001-11-12T01:41:51Z")
Happy Bday, **Katie**. It was great meeting you at DTF; hoping to see you again in Miami in February. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800.md?page=2)