# Happy Birthday ktkildare! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800 "2001-11-11T21:01:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/21 "2001-11-12T02:12:30Z")
I love you, katie. Please marry me. Katie Hemlock… Quite a ring to it, no? ---
**Author:** ![BoiToi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d26b3c/32.png) [@BoiToi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoiToi)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/22 "2001-11-12T05:30:48Z")
Happy B-day, Katie! Too bad I can’t be the stripper at your B-day party. But have a great one! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/23 "2001-11-12T14:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BoiToi \* > \*\*Too bad I can’t be the stripper at your B-day party. \*\* OK, OK, **I’ll** be the stripper at **Katie’s** Party. Sheesh, the things I do for this group! We’ll always have Sarasota. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/24 "2001-11-12T14:10:40Z")
Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu… you live in a zooooooooooooooooooo… you smell like a kay-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… and you look like one tooooooooooooooooooooo… [/usual display of immaturity at birthdays] _runs around throwing confetti and draping colorful streamers all over thread_ ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/25 "2001-11-12T15:53:09Z")
**Francesca**! You’re just the best. Thanks for the wonderful birthday wishes, although you and your nation have done more than enough already, what with the new _Absolutely Fabulous_ episodes beginning tonight. Love you reeeeeally. My memory’s going, **Mr. Cynical**. I can’t remember where I’m registered. Something “Mart”, it seems like. But of course I can count on **Mauvaise** for the basics - _support hose_ and _estrogen therapy_. Mauv, you’e an angel on this earth. (Pick me up some Oreos while you’re out.) **Javamaven** , It’s 19. I’m 19 this year. [sub](And by “19”, I mean “27”).[/sub] I’m looking forward to that “drinking” thing all the grown-ups have been talking about. Sounds neat. Thanks to My **Lord Jim** , **Arden Ranger** , and **Silver Fire** (_/me spent way too much time chatting in #straightdope last night and is feeling it this morning_) for their birthday wishes! And I tell you what, **Tiggeril** can be counted on for exceptional party favors to make a birthday _extra_ special. ::scrubs feverishly at the bright blue body paint that doesn’t seem to be coming off at all:: Hey… And to the _not_-evil **Ginger** , right back atcha. It does you good to hang out with the evil folks. Balances stuff out. **Thinksnow** , I’m going to need you to hang around after everyone’s gone for just a minute or two. Hold this paddle, sweetie. Big globs of glittery love for **Scotti** , **techchick** , and **Wicky** for your sweet thoughts. Thanks, girls. Lovyer hair, hopeya win. **Oicu** , we’re bound to run into each other again one of these days. I look forward to it, and thanks! **Cyndar** , this week for sure. And thanks for the invite and the birthday wishes! Thank you very much **Rasa** and **HerMajestyLorna**! Nice, nice, super cool chicks. **Woodstockbirdybird** , I can’t believe you came in here to insult my darling Fran in my birthday thread. You should be ashamed of yourself. But you’re not! And that’s precisely why we get along so famously. Now, about my looking a good 6 months younger than 47… Well, I’ve had some work done around the eyes. Sssshhh! Not a _word_ to ANYone. Thanks, **Porcupine**! I look forward to tipsy tomfoolery with you in February as well. (Did you see that? I used “tomfoolery” in a sentence, and barely even cracked a smile.) **Joey** , **Joey** , **Joey**. You’re just too cool for school. :: practices signing “Katiekilldare Hemlock”, “Mrs. Joey Hemlock”, and “Mr. Joey Killdare” in her most flowery handwriting:: And I waited all night for you, **Boi Toi** , with a handful of dollar bills. Did you lose the address? How far in advance do I have to call and reserve your strippyness to insure you actually _show up_? Oh, we kid because we love. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Thank God **UncleBill** was around to fill in as my stripper. Johnny-on-the-Spot, as usual, you sweet man. We’ll always have Sarasota…and LA…and Miami… Thanks! And **Cougarfang** , if you think I’m picking up all this confetti on my birthday, you are sadly mistaken. So let’s add more and more until people think it’s just the carpet design! Yeeha! Thanks again, everyone! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/26 "2001-11-12T16:00:41Z")
Damn, always running a little late! I guess that means lots of good wishes for your birthday and all the Ks (with or without the smokes) that you can drink. Hope today is a wonderful day for you, **katie** , my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/27 "2001-11-12T16:04:21Z")
\ Hey, \ sorry I’m late. \ Happy Birthday Katie! I didn’t know what to get ya so… [poem] It is your birthday and on this day I want you to know that you are a very special person who has touched and warmed many lives including mine I also want you to know how much I appreciate you Have a very happy birthday! ``` -Poem by Susan Polis Schutz ``` [/poem] Have a great one! ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/28 "2001-11-12T18:32:42Z")
\*\*Happy Birthday ktkildare! \*\* Did you want the cake with buttercream frosting or whippedcream frosting? Or just a brewsky. Got everything right here! Let’s roll up the carpet and roll in the keg! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/29 "2001-11-12T23:24:38Z")
She’s the purtiest durn stalker in the country - baby, you can harass me any time! 😃 Happy birthday, babe. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/30 "2001-11-13T00:16:45Z")
Happy Birthday **Katie** 🙂 Your Bono RealDoll is on it’s way, try not to break it the first night. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800/31 "2001-11-13T05:04:20Z")
**True Pisces** , you were right on time! ::holds K Cider up jauntily:: Today has been wonderful, thanks! A poem! Thanks **Kwyjibo**! It’s exactly what I wanted. Ooooooh, and a pair of pants. You shouldn’t have. I’ll happily take the beer, **Oncle Biere**. Let’s go stand over here by the keg and talk more about frosting. **hardy** , you are so so so thoughtful with this Bono “Realdoll”. Kinda creepy, kinda nasty. You know me pretty well. But he’d better take requests. And let met just tell you something, **Esprix**. It’s heartwarming times like these that make hauling the telescopic lense camera up to the roof of the building next door to you, scouring your mail, and paying informants all worthwhile. I hope I do you proud as your stalker. I’ll try extra sure to make sure our outfits never clash, so your friends won’t talk. You’re just cool beyond reason, and thanks for your kind words. Thanks everyone! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-ktkildare/92800.md?page=1)