# Happy Birthday, MikeG!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 19, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828 "2001-01-19T06:54:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/1 "2001-01-19T06:54:46Z")

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Happy birthday, my darling Mikey!

You are a sweetheart, and you deserve to have the best day ever! Too bad I am not more expressive, but the sentiment is oh, so genuine!

WooHoo!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/2 "2001-01-19T06:57:47Z")

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Happy 31st Birthday Mike!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/3 "2001-01-19T06:59:09Z")

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Bulging eyes abound about  
The birthday boy today;  
Screaming, “Creaming eyes!”  
Screamed he,  
His mother looked away.  
“Creaming eyes explode upon  
An apple pirate toad  
And if an injun ate a plate  
I’d laugh and live abode.”

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/4 "2001-01-19T07:01:31Z")

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Let’s see…31…31…nope, nothing significant about 31! 😃

Happy birthday Mikey!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/5 "2001-01-19T07:15:47Z")

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Happy happy **Mister G**."

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/6 "2001-01-19T08:40:27Z")

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Happy birthday, Mike!!

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/7 "2001-01-19T18:30:17Z")

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Aw…gee thanks!  
:blush, shuffles feet:

Ah well, another year gone… it’s been fun here and I hope to continue on the boards.

Cheers, Mike

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/8 "2001-01-19T18:36:08Z")

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…and many moooooooore!

Happy birthday Mike!

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/9 "2001-01-19T18:42:44Z")

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:with paddle in hand:

Birthday spanking time!!

we need a dominatrix smily!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/10 "2001-01-19T19:09:24Z")

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Happy Bday, **Mikey**! See ya at the next ChiDope if not sooner. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/11 "2001-01-19T19:23:26Z")

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Happy Birthday, Mike!!!

:: lots and lots of hugs ::

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**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/12 "2001-01-19T20:30:26Z")

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But if you were born around 5:36 pm, I’m gonna be really creeped out! 😉

Cheers!

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/13 "2001-01-19T20:43:15Z")

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Happy Birthday, youngster!

_31? heck, I have shoes older than that!_

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/14 "2001-01-19T21:03:53Z")

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Happy day, you old fart!

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/15 "2001-01-19T21:07:41Z")

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Happy birthday, **MikeG**!  
Have a good one, you young whippersnapper! _I’m older than you— I can get away with that—I think!_😃

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/16 "2001-01-19T21:17:27Z")

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Oh, you guys…31 isn’t old! I consider that quite young!

Happy birthday, Mike!

_welfish smooch_

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**Author:** ![VileOrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9e8a1a/32.png) [@VileOrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VileOrb)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/17 "2001-01-19T21:44:35Z")

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Happy Bday Mike, I’ll see you tomorrow or sunday I hope. I’ll email you my cellphone number so we can get together. I’ll be staying at the Niles Days Inn and my RL name is David Chapman if you want to avoid the LD. I think you sent me your number but I can’t find it now. As I just turned 35 last sunday, we’ll have to go out and celebrate a bit. I’ll spring for both potables and comestibles since you’re helping me out. As my new salary is a bit higher than I am accustomed to, I expect I will be good for a few rounds whenever our schedules coincide. If any other Chicago dopers who want to drink a couple at my expense this weekend, contact Mike and ask him where we’ll be. 8= (fly on the wall smiley)

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/18 "2001-01-19T21:52:16Z")

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Breithlá sona duit, a Mhíchíl 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/19 "2001-01-19T22:16:01Z")

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Happy birthday, hon!!!

_smooch_

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mikeg/50828/20 "2001-01-19T23:07:00Z")

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Happy birthday Mike, I hope you have a great one, and that someone will treat you to supper…

Keith

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