# Happy Birthday Miller

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381 "2005-10-28T22:37:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/1 "2005-10-28T22:37:35Z")

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As of today, **Miller** can no longer claim he’s wasting away his 20s and has moved on to wasting away his 30s. Everybody wish him a happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Mac!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/2 "2005-10-28T22:44:48Z")

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\<ahem\> Clearing Throat \<ahem\>

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HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIHAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!IRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEAAARRR MMMIIILLLEEERRR!!!  
HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/3 "2005-10-29T03:34:14Z")

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Awww. Thanks, Chuck! You too, **swampy**.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/4 "2005-10-29T03:40:13Z")

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And many more!

Ha-ha! You’re old! 😃

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/5 "2005-10-29T03:55:16Z")

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I hope it is/was a great one, **Miller**. Here’s to you.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/6 "2005-10-29T04:36:40Z")

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Hope your day was great!

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/7 "2005-10-29T05:11:25Z")

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Happy Birthday **Miller** , and here’s to many more!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/8 "2005-10-29T11:20:23Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/9 "2005-10-29T12:53:04Z")

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Hey, I’m turning 30 in a month. What’s it like? Do you become decrepit immediately, or does it take time?

Happy birthday, funny guy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/10 "2005-10-29T12:59:50Z")

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Geez, 30? I remember turning 30.

No, wait, I don’t – too long ago. 😛

Hope it was excellent, you young whippersnapper.

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**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/328381/11 "2005-10-29T13:13:29Z")

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A very happy, belated birthday wish to one of my favorite Dopers! Always a day late and a dollar short…

Thirty isn’t bad. What _is_ bad is realizing forty is only ten years away. :eek:
