# Happy birthday, Miller.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2016, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918 "2016-10-28T10:28:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/1 "2016-10-28T10:28:13Z")

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I hope it’s a good one.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/2 "2016-10-28T11:30:16Z")

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+1

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/3 "2016-10-28T12:03:07Z")

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The vast majority of me wants to wish Miller a happy birthday, but a small minority of me is self-conscious of appearing to try and score brownie points with a Mod.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/4 "2016-10-28T17:08:15Z")

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\<raises glass\>

L’Chaim!

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/5 "2016-10-28T17:16:42Z")

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Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/6 "2016-10-28T17:17:39Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Miller** -I hope the magical monkey’s paw I sent your way gives you everything you so richly deserve! 😃

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/7 "2016-10-28T17:42:44Z")

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Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/8 "2016-10-28T23:30:30Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> … but a small minority of me is self-conscious of appearing to try and score brownie points with a Mod.

Don’t be. That’s totally what I’m trying to do.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/9 "2016-10-30T05:40:30Z")

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Thanks, everyone! Brownie points all around!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/10 "2016-10-31T22:06:06Z")

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I missed this earlier. I hope you had a great birthday.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/11 "2016-11-02T13:37:35Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Thanks, everyone! Brownie points all around!

Oh …

Happy Birthday, young Moderator Miller, did the _Chicago Reader_ forward the present I sent you?

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/12 "2016-11-02T13:46:12Z")

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**Idle** , this thread would have been a LOT more fun had you started it in the forum **Miller** moderates. :):  
Happy birthday **Miller**!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-miller/769918/13 "2016-11-02T14:15:31Z")

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Miller doesn’t have a birthday. He emerged fully formed on the day The Pit was created.
