# Happy Birthday, Milossarian! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862 "2002-05-02T14:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/1 "2002-05-02T14:42:42Z")
I know I’m never online anymore, but you didn’t think I’d forget, did you? You were one of the first “real” friends I made here, and I continue to value your common sense, your storytelling abilities, your unending sarcasm, and your good heart. I hope this year brings you money, health, travel, front page stories, hockey, beer, rock and roll, and more hot Brazilian chicks than you can handle. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/2 "2002-05-02T15:04:21Z")
Conversely, I hate your naivety, your endless prattle, your meekness, and your mean streak. I pray for your bankruptcy, sickness, getting nailed down to the floor, your name in the police blotter, badminton, wine coolers, Enya, and that you get a hot brazilian wax. Happy birthday, though. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/3 "2002-05-02T15:11:45Z")
Happy Birthday! Hear hear to the hot Brazilian chicks. I think the world would be a better place it we all had more of those than we could handle. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/4 "2002-05-02T15:20:10Z")
Me. I hate your common sense, I love your storytelling, I’m a little on the fence regarding your sarcasm, and, although I’m not a heart specialist, I like it O.K. I hope this year brings you just a bit of money, one or two colds/flu/intestinal distress, but nothing to serious, the ability to go to the store, a byline of your own, badmitton played with a hockey puck, hard alcohol, Adult Contemporary, and hot Brazilian nuts. Happy Birthday, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/5 "2002-05-02T15:45:17Z")
Happy Bday, **Milo**! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/6 "2002-05-02T17:51:09Z")
Have a good, Milo. And one of these days, if I ever get up to my brother, [kamikazee’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=17008) place, the three of us will have to get together for a beer, or six. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/7 "2002-05-02T17:54:49Z")
Shit. One. Have good _one_, Milo. Or six. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/8 "2002-05-02T18:09:01Z")
Happy birthday Milo! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/9 "2002-05-03T02:50:33Z")
Happiest of Birthdays, **Milo!** You are acerbic (and funny)…and I LIKE funny and acerbic! (Ha, gotcha…you didn’t think I got it, did you?) Much Love from the bunnies and the fauns… Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/10 "2002-05-03T10:20:54Z")
Congratulations, you old bastard. Manny happy returns. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/11 "2002-05-03T10:34:26Z")
Happy birthday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/12 "2002-05-03T15:08:01Z")
Nothin’ like being a day late. I would say I was also a dollar short, but I wasn’t planning on giving you any money for your birthday anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/13 "2002-05-08T20:12:27Z")
HELLO? _(hello? … [sub]hello?[/sub])_ Anybody here? _(here? … [sub]here?[/sub])_ Well, if that isn’t a testament to how I never find enough time to come around here anymore, I don’t know what is. I missed my own birthday thread. Thanks, friends. Belatedly. :: grabs a stale chip from a near-empty bowl :: [sub]No Brasileiras were debauched during the celebration of this birthday. Several beers were emptied, however. Professional Driver on Closed Course. Void where prohibited. Go Red Wings.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/14 "2002-05-08T20:54:17Z")
_Late as usual_ Happy Birdday, MILO! > [@](#): > > No Brasileiras were debauched during the celebration of this birthday. Well, better luck next time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/15 "2002-05-09T00:14:32Z")
Any of those stale chips left? Yeesh. Sorry I missed this one, **Milo!** Belated birthday greetings! Sounds like you had a good one. And when the hell are you goig to attend another Michigan fest, huh? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/16 "2002-05-09T10:54:47Z")
Oh, umm…, happy late B-day Milo, long time, no talk. Luv that echo effect, it’s still ringing over here… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/17 "2002-05-10T00:16:00Z")
Consider me very unfashionably late but what else is new? I haven’t given Milo a kiss in quite a while–what better time than a birthday thread? \>smooch\< Love ya, Milo–hope you had a great one. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/106862/18 "2002-05-10T00:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*And when the hell are you goig to attend another Michigan fest, huh? \*\* awww - I heard he was a-scared of me. 😃 Happy b’day **Milo** no white tailed deer were killed in the process of this post… insert smiley face here. void where prohibted