# Happy Birthday, Milossarian! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036 "2001-05-02T03:29:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/1 "2001-05-02T03:29:01Z")
Everyone get your ass in here and wish our favorite surly loudmouthed Republican and advice columnist a happy 34th. Please, no cyberhugs. Spankings cheerfully enjoyed, however. If he ever gets back to Chicago (cough), I’ll buy him a birthday beer. You heard it here first. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/2 "2001-05-02T03:37:45Z")
Happy birthday, Milo! Let’s have a few drinks and mourn the quick exits of our hockey teams from the playoffs… And then I’ll spank you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/3 "2001-05-02T03:51:42Z")
Milo’s birthday , woohoo ! What, no hugs ? ☹ ::gives Milo’s ass a nice grab and squeeze:: Heh, it’s not a hug but it felt almost as good, it’s not a spanking either but since Falc already covered that what’s a girl gonna do ? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/4 "2001-05-02T03:58:19Z")
Thanks, ladies! My birthday isn’t for another seven minutes, but spank and squeeze away. ('Yesha - could you tell I’ve been playing hockey for the past 8 months? Buns of Steel! Abs of Labatts!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/5 "2001-05-02T04:04:07Z")
Happy Birthday, Milo! I know I said I wasn’t flirting with you anymore but since it’s your birthday, \ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/6 "2001-05-02T04:19:17Z")
Happy birthday, Milo! So, how many birthdays punches is this…60? 90? Give or take a couple years… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/7 "2001-05-02T04:30:31Z")
Have a great one, **Milo**! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/8 "2001-05-02T05:07:28Z")
Happy Birthday, **Milo!** Have a wonderful day, and an even better year! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/9 "2001-05-02T05:21:36Z")
Happy Birthday, **Milo**! Party hearty and live it up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/10 "2001-05-02T10:49:27Z")
Happy birthday, my friend. Why don’t ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/11 "2001-05-02T14:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Happy birthday, my friend. Why don’t ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two? \*\* Ouch, Ouch, **cut it out!** ::mutter mutter he didn’t say beat **me** up, mutter mutter:: Happy b’day (my son, if I let him live, will be 17 tomorrow, so I’ll always remember you’re b’day) ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/12 "2001-05-02T14:50:34Z")
Happy Birthday Milo! Hope your birthday kicks off a great summer. (You’ll need it, cuz when summer ends you’ll have to watch the Lions again :D) ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/13 "2001-05-02T16:06:52Z")
Have a great day, Mr. Milo! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/14 "2001-05-02T16:20:41Z")
Happy birthday, Milo, you six pack havin’, hockey playing sexual powerhouse. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/15 "2001-05-02T16:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Why don’t ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two? \*\* I never mix my party with my parties. And as far as taking the day off, not only am I “working” today (I use that term loosely), but I have to work tonight. ☹ But a happy Dos de Mayo to all! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/16 "2001-05-02T21:36:31Z")
Milo, have a happy damned birthday. Work or no work. What was the stand on ass-pinching? Did I miss it, or was it not mentioned in the guidelines? _flexes index finger and thumb lasciviously yet menacingly_ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/17 "2001-05-02T21:49:58Z")
Happy Birthday! Assume the position! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/18 "2001-05-02T22:24:58Z")
Happy Birthday, Milo! You can crash on my couch again any time you like! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/19 "2001-05-02T22:28:05Z")
Ooh! I almost missed this! Happy Birthday Milo. Are you coming to Dopapalooza? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-milossarian/64036/20 "2001-05-02T22:34:05Z")
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