# Happy Birthday Montfort!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354 "2001-05-04T15:19:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/1 "2001-05-04T15:19:46Z")

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Yep, it’s his birthday today,  
and he’s 28 years old now.  
Still just a kid.😉

What did he get from me?  
You tell them **Montfort** what you got after midnight from me…😃  
No, really, he’ll get a watch this weekend,  
and I’ll let him chose it,  
best that way, I think,  
so it will be right.

Michael, my love,  
your the best thing that ever happened to me  
and I’m so glad I have you.  
Remember [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=36589) thread I posted to you?  
I know you do.🙂  
I hope you’ll have a great day  
and remember,  
I love you.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/2 "2001-05-04T15:58:00Z")

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Happy birthday, Montfort!

And hey, where are my quarters? hehe

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/3 "2001-05-04T16:04:45Z")

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Happy Birthday, Monfort!

Hopefully I’ll get to meet both of you sometime in June…

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/4 "2001-05-04T16:42:39Z")

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Happy birthday, hon! Hope it’s a great one.

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/5 "2001-05-04T17:35:51Z")

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Happy Birthday **Montfort**! Hope you have a great one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/6 "2001-05-04T17:41:49Z")

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Happy Birthday **Montfort**! Hope you have a great one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/7 "2001-05-04T18:19:27Z")

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Happy birthday bud!!

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/8 "2001-05-04T18:24:39Z")

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Happy Montfort Day!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/9 "2001-05-04T18:28:16Z")

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Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, **Montfort!**

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/10 "2001-05-04T21:40:14Z")

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Thanks everyone!

I’m having a typical day. I’m at work, and I’m still rather new here, so no one knows it’s my birthday. I’ve gotten a few phone calls, though, and some nice e-cards (thanks **TroubleAgain**!).

And, unlike last year, no major viruses have erupted.

Super-duper thanks to my lovely **Anniz**. I love you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/11 "2001-05-04T22:19:05Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Montfort**! Hope you have a wonderful day.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/12 "2001-05-04T23:21:49Z")

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Happy B-Day Ya Big Mountain Stronghold!

I’m guessing that this is your most blissful Annizversary on the planet so far, so muchos celebration to y’all!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/13 "2001-05-05T03:27:53Z")

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Happy birthday, Michael! Glad you’ve got someone as special as Anniz to celebrate it with!

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/14 "2001-05-05T18:26:32Z")

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Grattis på födelsedagen Montfort!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-montfort/64354/15 "2001-05-05T19:34:15Z")

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Grattis på födelsedagen i går till **Montfort**!

Grattis på födelsedagen i dag till vår egen Karl Marx!

Oh, and **Anniz** - Mrs. O says you’re her girlfriend; she’s glad to see someone else on the board who enjoys the benefits of a younger man. 😃
