# Happy Birthday, Mr. President...Or something like that... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862 "2000-08-18T16:21:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/1 "2000-08-18T16:21:28Z")
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! You say it’s your birthday!?!? Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! It’s my birthday too, yeah!! Well not really, but it _is_ **psycat90** ’s birthday today. (Not saying which one. I’ll let her do that honor.) 😉 So, lift up your glasses and join me in a toast to the most incredibly beautiful, compassionate and loving woman in the world: I love you Bella. Happy birthday. So, everyone, come on in and wish my honey a happy birthday. As always, the obligatory conucopia of liquor and whatnot can be had just inside those doors. Go ahead without us, I need to take the birthday girl upstairs and give her a special gift… [sub]pssst! Can you pass me that paddle?[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/2 "2000-08-18T16:23:41Z")
Happy Birthday Psycat! Now that the pleasantries are done, where is the liquor? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/3 "2000-08-18T16:24:28Z")
Awwwwww. How sweet. Hapy b-day psy. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/4 "2000-08-18T16:24:43Z")
Happy Birthday… and many more! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/5 "2000-08-18T16:49:17Z")
Ma chère amie, c’est à ton tour De te laisser parler d’amour!! (That’s the Québécois Happy Birthday song, if you’re interested.) _smoochies_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/6 "2000-08-18T16:49:32Z")
Happy Birthday Psy! For your gift, I will knock off Demo, and assume his identity! ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/7 "2000-08-18T16:57:56Z")
Happy Birthday psycat90! Have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/8 "2000-08-18T16:59:14Z")
Happy Birthday Psy, may you have many many years of happiness and joy!! Hope the ole boy spoils you rotten!! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/9 "2000-08-18T17:10:51Z")
Happy Birthday, Psy! \*psst… thought about renting that paddle? $1 per shot? Might be worth it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/10 "2000-08-18T17:11:41Z")
Happy birthday psycat!!! Enjoy it! _hands paddle to Demo_ There, now YOU can enjoy it too… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/11 "2000-08-18T17:11:49Z")
heppy berfday psycat90! heppy berfday psycat90! heppy berfday psycat90! heppy berfday psycat90! Happy Birthday to you! Enjoy all your presents and cash prizes that go along with being the birthday girl. I hope Demo is taking you to Chuck E. Cheese. Spin around alot to celebrate your birthday. Or drink lots of wine. Same thing. Happy birfday!!! pat ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/12 "2000-08-18T18:26:21Z")
eek! Thanks everyone. Ok, I’ll spill it, today is the big 3-0. But I still feel 29. Thanks, hon, for the image of you in a sheer glittery gown singing, that’s about all the present I need, although I like pat’s idea on Chuck E. Cheese. Thanks for the thoughts folks, you all really know how to make a girl all warm and fuzzy inside. Oh wait, that could be the merlot. Anyway, muchos gracias. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/13 "2000-08-18T19:19:33Z")
Happy, Happy Birthday Shannon!! I hope you have many, many more, and with the kidlings and Vince too! 😃 \ _Here’s lookin’ at ya, kid!_ 🙂 Okay, now where’s the paddle? It’s my turn next! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/14 "2000-08-18T19:27:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks, hon, for the image of you in a sheer glittery gown singing, that’s about all the present I need Anything for you, baby.😃 Oh, and Purplebear, _gimme_ that paddle back! I’m in charge of the paddlin’ 'round here! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/15 "2000-08-18T19:42:23Z")
Happy Birthday psy…save some cake for me for tomorrow. I don’t eat much cake so it can be a small slice. Oh and here’s a six pack of beer for ya, I couldn’t make a run to my brother’s connection…it’s pretty dry around here. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/16 "2000-08-18T20:01:36Z")
Yay! I wish you a very very happy birthday, Psy! Don’t worry about us guests- we’re used to continuing the party without you two 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/17 "2000-08-18T22:06:42Z")
Happy 30th birthday! From your username, I thought that you were going to be turning 90. All the singing etc… has been done, so I’ll just add my best wishes and have a good time! You’re only at the beginning of your life, and many good times are ahead. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/18 "2000-08-18T22:09:32Z")
happy bday… even thoiugh everyone forgot mine! _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/19 "2000-08-18T22:38:48Z")
Gratulerar på födelsedagen(happy birthday). I hope you’re having a good one.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862/20 "2000-08-18T23:33:29Z")
Happy Birftay psy! Feliz cumpleaños! I hope your birftay is a good one, and i hope that Vince makes tonight one hell of a night for you :D. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mr-president-or-something-like-that/29862.md?page=2)