# Happy Birthday, MysterEcks! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963 "2000-10-15T04:00:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/1 "2000-10-15T04:00:19Z")
Your friend and mine, MysterEcks, has been keeping SECRETS from us! Yes, I know it is hard to imagine, but this darling man has chosen to hide the fact that today is his birthday. SHAME, SHAME sweetie! Happy birthday, baby! Hugs, Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/2 "2000-10-15T04:01:29Z")
Whoops, wrong forum. Could you move it please? Sorry and thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/3 "2000-10-15T04:03:48Z")
\*\*sub         [/sub]O         º       sub)[/sub]         +         A         " \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/4 "2000-10-15T06:13:47Z")
Although it is in the wrong forum…Happy birthday, MysterEcks! Hope you have a good one! Now, lets get some Wimmins in here, and whip up a bash for Mr. E! (BTW, let’s get this to the proper forum, shall we?) ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/5 "2000-10-15T06:13:58Z")
- There was a guy named \*\* Ecks \*\* Whose writing was 🆒 whether he hunts or he pecks! It’s his birthday today, let’s all scream **MYSTERECKS!** Hope you had a wonderful day, ya lil sneak you!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/6 "2000-10-15T06:19:12Z")
Happy birthday MysterEcks How many candles? Don’t be shy, we buy them by the gross for these do’s. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/7 "2000-10-15T15:19:54Z")
Off to the happyland of MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/8 "2000-10-15T15:31:31Z")
Wow, sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy belated birthday, to my favorite Ecks-man. ------& -----😃 x o x o —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/9 "2000-10-15T15:54:23Z")
I wouldn’t worry it about it too much, Spider. It doesn’t look like MysterEcks made it here yesterday either. 🙂 Happy Birthday, Ecks!! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/10 "2000-10-15T15:55:33Z")
A very, very, happy birthday, MysterEcks!!! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/11 "2000-10-15T16:12:59Z")
Happy Bday Chief Crybaby… I mean MysterEcks 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/12 "2000-10-16T02:20:05Z")
\ Bless you, **Scotti**. 🙂 But you shouldn’t have. Really, you shouldn’t have. No, really, you should have ignored that message I sent you begging you to start a birthday thread for me. **Sue** : Toga party? Why do you want us to be over-dressed? 😃 **Monster** : We appear to have a pretty good selection of wimmins in here already. I think what we really need are some anti-sobriety products. **Anti** : Thank you for the lovely poem. You right 'em just as well as I do. 😃 **tshirts** : 37 candles, to be exact. Since those little birthday candles come in packages of 36, that means it’s my first two-box birthday. **Spidey** : Your favorite Ecks-man? I’m honored. **Silver Fire** and **tiggeril** : [bad elvis impression]Thank you…thank you…thank you very muach.[/bad elvis impression] **porcupine** : I’m considering changing my name to **Chief Crybaby** , which would then go along with **ChiefScott** and **Chief Wahoo**. To everyone–thank you all. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/13 "2000-10-16T04:03:53Z")
Would that then make you ecks-MysterEcks? I like your name. Happy Unbirthday! -----😛 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/14 "2000-10-16T04:26:26Z")
Happy Birthday , ya big crybaby you ! ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/15 "2000-10-16T04:41:43Z")
A crap, a day late and a dollar short. Somehow the good myster always seems to have me at a disadvantage. Happy unbirthday, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/16 "2000-10-16T05:27:20Z")
Happy yester-birthday, MysterEcks! ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/17 "2000-10-16T05:58:02Z")
I said: > [@](#): > > You right 'em just as well as I do. Obviously, I meant “write.” It seems my advanced age is catching up with me. **Spider Woman** : Why, thank you! 🙂 My ex-wife once jokingly threatened to neuter me with a kitchen knife. If she’d done it, I’d be an **EcksMyster**. **Ayesha** : That’s _Chief_Crybaby, Deputy! Get it right, or I’ll…I’ll…I’ll _cry!_ **2sense** : _I_have _you_at a disadvantage? Like you’ll ever admit _that_in GD! **AudreyK** : For the record, it was October 14, which means I share it with Dwight D. Eisenhower. I believe I have more fun on our birthday, though, since Mr. Eisenhower is currently deceased. Thanks again, everyone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/18 "2000-10-16T06:08:38Z")
You share a birthday with KKBattousai, MysterEcks. If he’s got any booze left, perhaps I can get him to share it with ya. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/19 "2000-10-16T07:14:37Z")
Well, since the best flirter on the SDMB started this thread, I had to look in, and what do I see? MrX, getting a spanking. But then the party started… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963/20 "2000-10-16T08:10:29Z")
Happy birthday, MysterEcks! I don’t make the birthday circuit much anymore, but I had to do so for someone who Scotti started a thread for. Now stay away from her! 😃 Seriously, happy birthday again! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mysterecks/36963.md?page=2)