# Happy birthday, Mystery Science Theater 3000

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053 "2003-11-24T22:28:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/21 "2003-11-25T15:24:29Z")

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If you’re jonesing for an episode that hasn’t been released by Rhino:

[MST3K nirvana!](http://www.mst3kvideos.com/index.html)

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/22 "2003-11-25T17:18:09Z")

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I found this in some papers from when I graduated from elementary school (about 1995):

“…He is miled mannered and sweet but possesses a quirky sense of humor. He continually reminds me that the Social Studies movies we see are definitely of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 variety, and he looks forward to sitting in front like Joel and the Bots, Tom Servo and Crow.”

And now, almost 10 years later, my obsession continues.

Happy Birthday MST3K!

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/23 "2003-11-25T17:20:19Z")

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Mild, not miled, of course. And in case it’s not clear, the paragraph is from a description of me, from my fourth-grade teacher.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/24 "2003-11-25T18:07:54Z")

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There’s a fourth DVD set out? Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/25 "2003-11-25T19:26:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dasgupta \*  
> \*\*Saturday mornings at 9AM on SciFi. Mmmmmmm… TiVo-tastic. \*\*

You mean it’s back?

Sure, tell me _after_ I had them switch off the cable.

Damn poverty, depriving me of life’s greatest joys…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/26 "2003-11-25T19:37:07Z")

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I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I find that the episodes are even funnier when you watch them the second time!

At first, I think, it’s because sometimes I’m so disturbed by how BAD the movies are. Like the first time I saw _Space Mutiny_, it was mentally painful to watch.

After that, a laff riot.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/27 "2003-11-25T20:02:02Z")

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What? Not liked Space Mutiny? How can you not love a film with Captain Santa, the world’s oldest teenage girl, and Biff McHugelarge? (Not to mention, of course, the greatest scene ever captured on film – the death-defying floor-waxer chase!)

Yes, **Thea** , MST3K remains on Sci-Fi (no new episodes, just repeats). Just last weekend (not this one), I caught “Girl with the Gold Boots,” which I hadn’t seen in a while. “Here – come into my dimension.”

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/28 "2003-11-25T22:31:39Z")

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I’ve occasionally had the experience of spontaneously producing the same quip as Mike, Joel or one of the 'bots, at the same moment. Example: while watching (I think) _Secret Agent Super Dragon_, Tom and I both said, “Hey, it’s the Old Spice guy!” Not the wittiest remark in the world, but it made my day.

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lodoen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Jeff\_Lodoen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lodoen)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/29 "2003-11-26T03:37:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cliffy \*  
> \*\*Yes, **Thea** , MST3K remains on Sci-Fi (no new episodes, just repeats). Just last weekend (not this one), I caught “Girl with the Gold Boots,” which I hadn’t seen in a while. “Here – come into my dimension.”
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> –Cliffy \*\*

“The contract extension between Best Brains and Sci-Fi Channel expires at the end of January, 2004. No further extensions are planned. MST3K will leave the television, perhaps forever, at 11 a.m. Eastern and Pacific time, on January 31, 2004, when episode 912- THE SCREAMING SKULL ends.”

–[Satellite News](http://www.mst3kinfo.com/)  
Poopie!

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/30 "2003-11-26T03:59:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tramp \*  
> \*\*I just bought the 4th DVD pack this weekend…
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> Smoke Manmuscle! \*\*

Who? Oh, you mean Hack Blowfist. Lump Beefbroth? Bob Johnson?

[Link.](http://www.incompetech.com/gallimaufry/mstnames.html)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-mystery-science-theater-3000/215053/31 "2003-11-26T04:15:30Z")

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Crow: “Dickweed is not a bad word. Tell your parents.”

🙂

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