# Happy Birthday Noone Special! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347 "2005-11-30T07:36:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/1 "2005-11-30T07:36:23Z")
Yom Huledet Same’ach! Don’t eat all the cake. Don’t fall into the cake. Don’t let the cake explode in your face. Don’t let the lady in the cake get out, before your wife is out of the room. Otherwise: Have a great Birthday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/2 "2005-11-30T07:54:25Z")
**Gum** , you been taking advantage of your country’s liberal substance laws? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/3 "2005-11-30T10:05:07Z")
I never knew there was so much fun to be had with cake … B’day happiness, **Noone Special**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/4 "2005-11-30T14:42:53Z")
Happy Birthday to the guy who reminds me of lunch! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/5 "2005-11-30T15:06:54Z")
Happy Birthday, No one Special! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/6 "2005-11-30T16:14:23Z")
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/7 "2005-11-30T17:10:36Z")
hehehehehe **roger thornhill** 🙂 Now what would those be? _innocent_ ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/8 "2005-11-30T17:23:36Z")
> [@gum](#): > > Yom Huledet Same’ach! > > Don’t eat all the cake. Don’t fall into the cake. Don’t let the cake explode in your face. Don’t let the lady in the cake get out, before your wife is out of the room. > > Otherwise: Have a great Birthday. 🙂 Thanks! _Toda Raba_!! There was supposed to be a lady in the cake? I think Customs must have confiscated her :eek: > [@Anaamika](#): > > Happy Birthday, No one Special! You too 😃 Wait – weren’t **you** supposed to be the lady in my cake? 😉 And thank you to everyone else in the thread, too - **roger thornhill** , **Ice Wolf** , **Batsinma Belfry** , **Khadaji** , and any future respondents 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/9 "2005-11-30T17:25:39Z")
> [@Noone Special](#): > > Wait – weren’t **you** supposed to be the lady in my cake? 😉 _dusts cake off rump, picks icing roses out of hair, puts nose in the air and huffs off to take a shower_ ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/10 "2005-11-30T18:01:58Z")
Happy birthday Noonespecial !Have a beer (or the drink of your choice) for me ! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/11 "2005-11-30T19:09:38Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _dusts cake off rump, picks icing roses out of hair, puts nose in the air and huffs off to take a shower_ You can jump out of \*my \* cake anytime, babe. Men are so unappreciative. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/12 "2005-11-30T19:23:52Z")
Happy birthday, Dani. 'Till 120. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/13 "2005-11-30T19:28:10Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You can jump out of \*my \* cake anytime, babe. Men are so unappreciative. Ta, love! Chocolate cheesecake, just for you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/14 "2005-11-30T19:33:12Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Ta, love! Chocolate cheesecake, just for you. 😉 No, no, no! Chocolate cheesecake is an abomination unto cheesecake. All plain, please, with strawberry topping. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/15 "2005-11-30T21:01:25Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _dusts cake off rump, picks icing roses out of hair, puts nose in the air and huffs off to take a shower_ Come back here, **Kyth** , you missed a spot! I’ll lick it off for you 😃 > [@Anaamika](#): > > All plain, please, with strawberry topping I’ll take two cakes please, the “Chocolate **Kytheria** ” and the “Strawberry **Anaamika** ” What? I’ll be sick to my stomach in the morning? Nah… I can handle both of 'em 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/16 "2005-11-30T21:09:28Z")
Old man, you’ll have a heart attack. Lie down and take it easy. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/17 "2005-11-30T21:48:05Z")
Well, you’re 25 days late, but what the heck: Happy Birthday, Pete!! Who’d believe you’re 58? And yes, you _are_ Special! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/18 "2005-11-30T21:51:03Z")
Happy B-day, to one of the least appropriately named Dopers. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/19 "2005-11-30T21:54:25Z")
Happy Birthday, **Noone Special**! (you’re special around here, y’know) ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347/20 "2005-11-30T23:29:49Z")
Many happy returns, **Noone Special**. Mmmm… cake… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-noone-special/333347.md?page=2)