# Happy Birthday, Patrick!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 1999, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091 "1999-10-10T02:09:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091/1 "1999-10-10T02:09:00Z")

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It’s our MPSIMS’ moderator’s birthday today!

Happy Birthday, Euty!

-Melin

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091/2 "1999-10-10T03:06:00Z")

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Woohoo! Only great people have birthdays on Oct 9th. Like John Lennon, and me, and Message Board Moderators!

Happy b’day!

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“Waheeey! ‘Duck!’ Get it?”  
“Errr… No…”  
“Duck! Sounds almost exactly like fu-”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091/3 "1999-10-10T03:47:00Z")

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Happy Birthday!  
I have a great idea. Why don’t we tell him what we would do to him if we could get him alone in a dark room? 😉

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091/4 "1999-10-10T03:47:00Z")

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Habby Pirthday, Euty!

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Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-patrick/9091/5 "1999-10-10T03:50:00Z")

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Happy bithday, Patrick. May you live to drink a million beers.

Best regards,  
Wally

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If you’re hot, that’s good.  
If you’re cool, that’s good.

I don’t get it.