# Happy Birthday, Persephone !!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 1, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902 "2002-07-01T20:59:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/21 "2002-07-02T04:36:59Z")

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Happy Birthday Cristi!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/22 "2002-07-02T04:49:54Z")

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and now that it’s officially here, happy b’day again.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/23 "2002-07-02T06:15:59Z")

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You have always been - and still are - one of my favourite posters here…

Have a great day Cristi.

_hug_

neil

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/24 "2002-07-02T06:16:55Z")

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Happy Birthday, Cristi! I’ve had so much fun every time we’ve had a chance to hang out, and I look forward to reading your posts and journal entries every day. Have a wonderful, wonderful birthday and I hope you get every gift your heart desires! 😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/25 "2002-07-02T11:05:32Z")

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I waited until her actual birthday too.

Soooo…

\*Dave strides in, nattily attired in a navy blue pin-striped suit, appropriately complimented by a silk necktie, matching pocket kerchief, carnation in the buttonhole, and rakishly angled fedora.

He strides up to **Persephone** , takes her in his arms, dips her waaaaay back and plants a huge, smoldering kiss smack on her lips, then sets her upright again and winks like the rogue he is.\*

Happy birthday, doll.

You’re one of my favorite people, Red. And I’m so pleased that you’re my friend.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/26 "2002-07-02T11:56:40Z")

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\<ahem\>clearing throat \<ahem\>

**HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!!  
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY PERSEPHONE!!!  
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!!**

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**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/27 "2002-07-02T12:15:08Z")

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\*\* Happy Birthday Persephone !! \*\*

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/28 "2002-07-02T12:53:01Z")

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Happy Persephone Day!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/29 "2002-07-02T13:43:06Z")

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Happy birthday, Cristi. I hope you enjoy the day, and the next one, and the next one, and the next one . . .

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/30 "2002-07-02T13:54:40Z")

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Happy birthday to the SDMB’s sexiest redhead, from the Sweltering Northern Michigan Delegation.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/31 "2002-07-02T13:54:44Z")

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Happy Birthday, my dear, dear friend. 🙂

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/32 "2002-07-02T14:09:57Z")

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Happy Birthday, Al! I wish you many happy more years to come, with someone calling you Al.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/33 "2002-07-02T14:45:30Z")

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Happy birthday, Cristi. I have some mints here, if you’d like one…

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/34 "2002-07-02T19:11:51Z")

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Happy Birthday! Mine was yesterday! Us July Babes gotta stick together!

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/35 "2002-07-02T22:33:40Z")

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Um… **Geobabe** …?

Can I…uh…have one of those mints?

Please?

😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/36 "2002-07-02T22:51:46Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*Um… **Geobabe** …?
> 
> Can I…uh…have one of those mints?
> 
> Please?
> 
> 😉 \*\*

Is it your birthday? No.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/37 "2002-07-02T23:02:22Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*Is it your birthday? No. \*\*

☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹

I’ll let ya know when my birthday is comin’ up, though. 😉

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/38 "2002-07-02T23:48:50Z")

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\<kisses to everyone\>

Having a real nice birthday here. Thanks again for all the warm wishes. You guys are the best. The absolute best.

And yes, I’ll take that mint, Geobabe, but only if it’s delivered in the same manner as it was the last time you gave me a mint. Thanks. 😉

Geobabe…the only woman I know with minty-fresh breasts…

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/39 "2002-07-03T01:30:54Z")

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Happiest of Birthdays, Cristi darling!

May your year be filled with only the best of things! Sunshine and roses and laughter and love.

[sub]And may I get your birthday card to you in time to call it belated for THIS year instead of early for next! In case you are wondering, that is the “Crafter’s mantra”…as you can see, it hasn’t worked so good for me this year![/sub]

Much Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-persephone/116902/40 "2002-07-03T02:14:59Z")

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Mine’s coming up! Can I have a mint, **Geobabe**? 😛

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