# Happy Birthday Polycarp

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 7, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094 "2000-11-07T11:29:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/1 "2000-11-07T11:29:52Z")

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Have a great birthday today my friend. I hope it is a great one.

Please assist me in wishing Polycarp a happy birthday. I know he generally post in GD, but I’m hoping that he will meander over here and see this.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/2 "2000-11-07T11:43:00Z")

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Happy happy birthday Polycarp. And many more.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/3 "2000-11-07T13:17:39Z")

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Congratulations, **Polycarp**!

May you have a joyous day…today, and everyday!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/4 "2000-11-07T14:19:54Z")

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You da man!

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**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/5 "2000-11-07T15:41:06Z")

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don’t want this to get lost on the next page.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/6 "2000-11-07T17:11:01Z")

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I _still_ want to be like you when I grow up, Polycarp…

Happy birthday, and please have a ton more, okay?

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Yer pal,  
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)

\*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Six months, four weeks, one day, 15 hours, 16 minutes and 9 seconds.  
8505 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,063.18.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 45 minutes.

**David B used me as a cite!** \*

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/7 "2000-11-07T17:35:40Z")

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Brian - you want to _grow up??_

Happy birthday, Polycarp! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/8 "2000-11-07T17:36:59Z")

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Happy birthday, Poly!!!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/9 "2000-11-07T18:05:47Z")

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Happy birthday to somebody I don’t mind saying is smarter than me.

Um, I meant _you,_ **Poly**!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/10 "2000-11-07T18:19:36Z")

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The problem with Satan’s plan is that _I_ have to grow up first! 🙂

Thanks, everyone. It’s been interesting and wonderful to get to know so many terrific people, across the boards and in some cases in real life.

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/11 "2000-11-07T18:32:12Z")

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Happy birthday **Polycarp**

May you never grow up, but continue to grow.

I don’t mind saying you are smarter than **dropzone** either 😉

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/12 "2000-11-07T18:40:42Z")

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Best wishes for a very Happy Birthday. I’ll share with you a little wisdom I’ve gained over the years…  
When in doubt, go with '69. And just in case there’s a little confusion by certain pervs on the board, I’m talking about the year.  
Have a great day!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/13 "2000-11-07T19:02:26Z")

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Happy Birthday, Polycarp!

You are _definitely_ one of the great ones.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/14 "2000-11-07T19:53:30Z")

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Happy birthday Polycarp.

Umm, what Persephone said…  
Oh, and _who isn’t_ smarter than dropzone?

😃

: D&R :

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**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/15 "2000-11-07T20:10:10Z")

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I wish a most introspectively amusing anniversary of birth to one the most highly esteemed posters of the boards. Yup, that’s you Poly.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/16 "2000-11-07T20:18:17Z")

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Happy Birthday, Polycarp!! Have a fabulous year and many more. 🙂

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**Author:** ![jmullaney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@jmullaney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmullaney)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/17 "2000-11-07T22:20:47Z")

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Ack! I duped the thread. Well, party on anyway, don’t mind me.

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/18 "2000-11-08T00:10:58Z")

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Happy Birthday, Poly! Hope you have a good one. I’m glad that you have chosen to enrich our board and our lives with your incomparable presence. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/19 "2000-11-08T02:29:34Z")

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Happy Birthday, Polycarp!

I haven’t had the honor of interacting with you, but I have always enjoyed your posts, and I have a great deal of respect for you.

You are intelligent, witty and wise, and sometimes the ONLY voice of reason in the midst of confusion!

[sub]of course, you have to understand that I usually agree with you, so my opinion may be ever-so-slightly suspect[/sub]

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40094/20 "2000-11-09T00:13:19Z")

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And many, many more!

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