# Happy Birthday Polycarp! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 7, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181 "2000-11-07T22:14:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jmullaney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@jmullaney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmullaney)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/1 "2000-11-07T22:14:41Z")
And you thought we’d forget. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/2 "2000-11-07T22:32:48Z")
[Why would he ever think this?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45430) [sub]You doing lines in public restrooms again, oldscratch? ;)[/sub] * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, four weeks, one day, 20 hours, 37 minutes and 39 seconds. 8514 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,064.30. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 13 hours, 30 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/3 "2000-11-07T22:34:31Z")
Well, I’ve got to be the only person to ever confuse those two for each other… _:: wanders off muttering something about needing a vacation ::_ * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, four weeks, one day, 20 hours, 40 minutes and 14 seconds. 8514 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,064.31. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 13 hours, 30 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/4 "2000-11-07T22:36:52Z")
Happy Birthday, Poly!!! I hope all your wishes come true and that Skulldigger’s present to you is your heart’s desire!! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/5 "2000-11-08T22:18:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > \*\*Well, I’ve got to be the only person to ever confuse those two for each other… > > _:: wanders off muttering something about needing a vacation ::_ > \*\* Thanks Satan. I’m honored, I guess. Wow. That’s a big one. And happy belated b-day Poly ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/6 "2000-11-08T22:25:29Z")
Bappy Hirthday from the welf! So how old are ya now? ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/7 "2000-11-09T00:23:59Z")
Happy Birthday at this thread, too! ------& ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Wanderlust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc29f/32.png) [@Wanderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wanderlust)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/8 "2000-11-09T00:49:17Z")
Dueling birthday threads? Just consider me at the other one as well. Save me a candle for my cake. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-polycarp/40181/9 "2000-11-09T01:04:08Z")
Best wishes, rejoicing and good wishes for the future on your birthday, **Polycarp**! Hey, birthdays aren’t just for luscious, homemade cakes and lots of presents. They’re chances for friends to note they’re grateful you’re around, we got to meet you, etc. Of course _sharing_ luscious, homemade cake with said friends would be nice, too. Veb