# Happy Birthday, Scott Evil :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 6, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049 "2003-06-06T10:31:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/1 "2003-06-06T10:31:59Z")

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Since he wanted a birthday thread…

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT EVIL!!!**

Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

Hope you have a great birthday, and all the happiness you want and deserve this year! Congrats on staying sober for six+ months… it’s a long journey, but worth it. 🙂

Remember: **iampunha** is NOT supposed to run through this thread naked… it being his SD birthday and all.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/2 "2003-06-06T11:33:24Z")

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Many happy returns of the day, **Scott Evil**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/3 "2003-06-06T11:54:43Z")

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In portuguese -

Feliz aniversario Scott Evil, eu espero-o tenho o dia do divertimento!

😛

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/4 "2003-06-06T11:57:38Z")

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Damn, **Flami** , you beat me to it.

Happy birthday, Scott! 🙂 [sub]Just think of how nice tomorrow morning will be without a hangover![/sub]

Robin

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/5 "2003-06-06T14:46:43Z")

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Happy birthday, **Scott Evil**!

Enjoy turning 31 as I enjoy turning 21 😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/6 "2003-06-06T14:58:29Z")

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\<—4 years older than **SE**.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/7 "2003-06-06T15:58:27Z")

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Hey, Have a good one, Scott 🙂

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/8 "2003-06-06T16:48:24Z")

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In Sleestak:

Ssssssss! Ssssssssss! Ssss sss ssssss! SSSSSSSSS!

Translation:

Many happy returns of the day!

The nerdier among us will get the “returns of the day” Land of the Lost time-loop reference…

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/9 "2003-06-06T18:40:02Z")

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Thanks everyone. 🙂 Jeremy decorated the living room while I was asleep. When I got up, there were purple streamers and balloons everywhere. (I took the day off work.)

We’re going to see _Mambo Italiano_ on its opening day, then Jer’s taking me to dinner at Bâton Rouge, one of my favorite restaurants.

Nonetheless, the day won’t be complete until I receive birthday wishes from **Coldfire** , on whom I still have a huge crush. 😛

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/10 "2003-06-06T18:46:30Z")

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Happy Birthday!

Why purple? Do you like Barney or something?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/11 "2003-06-06T18:47:23Z")

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Hey … I also wished **SE** a happy birthday in **Major Kong’s** [birthday thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189043).

But … happy birthday again anyway. Many happy returns!!

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/12 "2003-06-06T18:50:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \*  
> \*\*  
> Why purple? Do you like Barney or something? \*\*

No, actually, I’m scared of Barney. I just like purple… 🙂

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/13 "2003-06-06T19:03:39Z")

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Sorry, s e. I’m quite certain I knew you don’t like the big purple monstrosity that is Barney. That was my lame, pathetic attempt at humor.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/14 "2003-06-07T00:01:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
> **No, actually, I’m scared of Barney. I just like purple…**

It is after all the color of royalty.

Ask me nice and I just might post the link to the picture of me in my pretty purple fairy princess outfit…

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/15 "2003-06-07T02:40:54Z")

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**Otto** , is [this](http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/purple_pixy7_380w.jpg) you? 😃

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/16 "2003-06-07T03:50:29Z")

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Happy Birthday!

And more congrats on your sobriety.

this cat 7 years older than Scott evil.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/17 "2003-06-07T03:55:46Z")

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Feliz cumpleaños, caballero!

Happy b’day dude!

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/18 "2003-06-07T03:56:29Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Scott Evil!** And on this special day, you do not have to zip it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/19 "2003-06-07T14:48:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
> \*\ ***Otto** , is [this](http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/purple_pixy7_380w.jpg) you? 😃 \*\*

Uh oh! No hot linking to pixieland!

No, [this](http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/mcmarbles/lst?.dir=/Halloween) is me. At work last Halloween. People literally screamed, in what I’m hoping was fear. I didn’t win the costume contest, though, and I’m still a little bitter.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-scott-evil/180049/20 "2003-06-07T17:29:54Z")

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Uh, **Otto** , according to that link you’re inaccessible!

For the sake of your love life, I hope that’s not the case. 😉

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