# Happy Birthday, Shayna! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545 "2001-05-26T03:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/1 "2001-05-26T03:30:00Z")
Okay, I’m not going to say how many years, because you’re standing right here and might hit me, but Happy Happy Birthday! Thomas, I’m going to get your lady drunk tonight! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/2 "2001-05-26T03:36:37Z")
Who cares how many years?? She’s gorgeous! Happy Birthday, Shayna! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/3 "2001-05-26T03:39:03Z")
Wha…? You’re going out without me! Dangit! Ok, ok. That’s alright, I _already_ went out and had me some drinkin’. 😃 Shayna… I wish you a fantabulous birthday, have plenty to drink and may all your wishes (ok, the one _really big_ wish) come true. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/4 "2001-05-26T03:39:17Z")
Cheers to my first internet crush! Happy birthday, kid. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/5 "2001-05-26T03:46:00Z")
I did remember the right day…my calendar was erased and I thought it was today, but I wasn’t sure and I wanted to start the thread but I didn’t want to be all embarassed in case I was wrong so I just sent a card. Now that I’m done over-explaining: Happy Birthday Surrogate Big Sis!!! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/6 "2001-05-26T04:11:02Z")
Happy birthday! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/7 "2001-05-26T04:50:39Z")
Happy birthday, Cous! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/8 "2001-05-26T04:57:51Z")
Happy, happy, happy birthday, **Shayna**! Now I feel bad that I emailed you about the People Pages… hehe ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/9 "2001-05-26T05:00:43Z")
Shayna, happy birthday _huge hugs_!!! I hope all your birthday wishes come true 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/10 "2001-05-26T05:04:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > \*\*Okay, I’m not going to say how many years, because you’re standing right here and might hit me, but Happy Happy Birthday! > Thomas, I’m going to get your lady drunk tonight! 😃 \*\* Well, if she’s drinking… hm, I’m gonna guess she’s 24 now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/11 "2001-05-26T05:05:52Z")
Happy birthday, **Shayna**!! Here’s a return birthday smooch for ya! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/12 "2001-05-26T05:13:34Z")
Happy Birthday! Ginger ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/13 "2001-05-26T06:15:18Z")
**danthe** was just being nice about the 24 thing. Happy 27th, **Shayna** , you are as lovely as ever and twice as sweet. I hope you are sloppy drunk and having a blast right now. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/14 "2001-05-26T07:11:28Z")
Shayna, don’t you _even_ listen to those joiks! As one of my original favorite posters (dang it to heck, I just can’t find the link), happy birthday! Whichever it is (and I’m not making any assumptions at all)! I’m sure you’re, like, 25 or so (just looking at _your_ People Pages pic). 😉 Right? ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/15 "2001-05-26T07:19:37Z")
Happy **21st** birthday, Shayna. You don’t look a day past 18. ::peels his mouth off of her ass and leaves:: ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/16 "2001-05-26T07:30:07Z")
You’re a wonderful person and a good friend. My greatest desire for you is to have all you wished for come true. This is going to be the best year of your life and will provide you with beautiful memories. Happy Birthday Shayna! Love, Bren ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/17 "2001-05-26T07:46:46Z")
Happy Birthday, my precious flower! I’m sad I can’t be there with you, but with a bit of luck, I’ll be there (or you’ll be here :)) next year - and next year, and the year after that… 🙂 How’s that for a happy birthday wish? I love you SO BLOODY MUCH! I’m glad you had a great day (and that my gift arrived in time, phew) - now I’m just looking forward to celebrating with you in person. Hmmm, **Helouise** , **Shayna** (Hi Sweetie) didn’t _sound_ drunk on the phone ? Oh, and Mercutio: Watch it with those lips. Mine. S. Norman, very much in love ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/18 "2001-05-26T08:00:32Z")
A very happy birthday to ya, **Shayna**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/19 "2001-05-26T08:57:07Z")
A very happy birthday to you, **Shayna**! 🙂 Hmm…I’m trying to think of a cool toast kinda thing to say, but…dang, I just can’t think of one. Well, I wish you very well on your birthday, despite my lack of a poetic tongue, tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/20 "2001-05-26T10:30:57Z")
Shayna is old enough to drink??? Good gracious, you look damn good for 21 🙂 Happy Birthday to one of the nicest, sweetest people I know (IRL or on the net). Hope it’s a great one 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545.md?page=2)