# Happy Birthday, Shayna! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545 "2001-05-26T03:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/21 "2001-05-26T10:35:43Z")
Aw, Shayna dear, happy birthday. Tilt one back for my underaged self… and don’t let Mercutio touch you. You don’t know where he’s been. Hey, Norman, Shayna’s finally legal! (Ten bucks says that, as this thread goes on, Shayna’s age keeps dropping until she’s a fetus…) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/22 "2001-05-26T15:36:10Z")
Happiest of days, dear **Shayna!** You are a wonderful woman, an awesome friend and a darling. You deserve nothing but the best, and I am so glad that you finally got it! ::MILLIONS of hugs:: Much Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/23 "2001-05-26T15:49:31Z")
But I hope you had a great one, **Shayna!** Yesterday, I decided to quit smoking again. I didn’t do it because it was your birthday, but I do remember vividly how supportive you were of me in my last attempt, a year ago. For that, I will always think of you as one of the most awesome people around. May all your birthday wishes come true, dear Shayna! Love, Cristi ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/24 "2001-05-26T17:11:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \* > \*\*Who cares how many years?? She’s gorgeous! Happy Birthday, Shayna! \*\* Couldn’t have said it better myself. Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/25 "2001-05-26T18:55:50Z")
You guys are the absolute best! Thank you so much for all the sweet birthday wishes. **Heloise** , thank you for this thread and for such a great time last night. I had SO MUCH FUN! You are a wicked, wicked woman. 😉 One I’m proud to call a friend! **Anti Pro** , what a nice compliment. I’m blushing. (why don’t we have a blushing smilie?) **JavaMaven** , I wish you could’ve been there, too. If I’d have had my thinking cap on, we could’ve planned a combination dopefest/birthday party - dang! Well, we’ll just have to make up for it when Thomas comes back in a few weeks, that’s all. Thank you, **dropzone** , but considering how old I just turned, I don’t think I qualify to be a kid anymore… ok, well I _am_ still a kid at heart. 🙂 **tater** , I got your card and I thank you so much for remembering and for thinking of me. [sub][sup]Now if I could only remember when yours is - YIKES![/sup][/sub] I owe a great deal to you for the wonderful birthday I had, sis. I just can’t thank you enough! **AudreyK** , **Montfort** , **dantheman** , **GingerOfTheNorth** , **Cajun Man** , thank you very much for taking the time to wish me a happy birthday! It was the best one ever! **Mauvaise** , _hugs_ back atcha, girfriend. So when are you coming to L.A. to celebrate with me??? **Monster** , when I read your reply out loud to **Grace** (who happens to be in town visiting me and sitting right here), she let out a big _GASP!_ and glared at me in pure jealousy. Hehehe **UncleBill** , you are too, too kind. I didn’t get sloppy drunk, but man oh man do French martini’s pack a mean punch! Woo! **LindyHopper** , now you’ve got me extremely curious as to which thread you were going to link to. And thank you for the sweet compliment - I’m so flattered. :blushing again: **Mercutio** , you are such a cutie! And don’t let Spiny scare you. He talks a good game about his Viking fury, but he’s really a pussycat at heart (right, honey? ;)). **Grace** , when did you sneak this one in on me? I’m **so** happy that you’re here with me celebrating my birthday. _You_ are a wonderful friend and I’m grateful to have you in my life. **Spiny Norman** , my amazing prince, I love you with all my heart and soul. I thought coming home to find a package from you on my doorstep was the highlight of my day. Then the doorbell rang a few hours later and I feasted my eyes on the most glorious bouquet of red roses I have ever seen. It just keeps getting better and better with you, my love. Being with you every year on my birthday is the best wish come true I could ever hope for. Jeg elsker dig, kæreste. **silent\_rob** , no poetry is necessary - I appreciate the kind words no matter how they’re said. Thank you. **Jeannie** , that you could still say that after I’ve been so neglectful in writing you is incredible. I really, really do miss chatting with you - we are SO going to have to catch up. Thank you for the birthday wishes, sweetie. **SPOOFE** , you’ll be old enough to drink (legally) soon enough. Time has a way of chasing you down and before you know it you’ll be _ **my** _ age! Oh the horror! 😉 **Scotti** , \ right back. You are such a sweet and thoughtful person and a wonderful friend to me as well. I consider myself one very lucky person. Thank you, sweetie. **Cristi** , I hate to admit it, but after 7½ months of non-smoking, I started again in late December. I’ve tried a half dozen times (obviously not hard enough) between then and now to quit again and I just can’t seem to do it. I even said I’d make that my birthday present to myself this year (said as I puff away on a cancer stick right now). Those threads were amazing - so inspirational. You are awesome, too. I really, really appreciate all the support you gave me. As I’ve proven time and again since, I couldn’t have done it without you and all the caring people who offered their encouragement. Perhaps we ought to consider trying that approach again. (?) Congratulations on your decision and best of luck to you! And thank you for the birthday wishes. 🙂 And in preview I see that **flyboy88** has made me blush again. Thank you, too. And for the record, everyone, I just turned… :GASP: **FORTY**! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/26 "2001-05-26T19:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shayna \* > **Thank you, dropzone, but considering how old I just turned, I don’t think I qualify to be a kid anymore… FORTY!** Since I remember '61 fairly well, you are still a kid to me. (I’ve noticed that folks like us, who look younger than we are, are a lot more willing to admit our ages!) ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/27 "2001-05-26T21:42:06Z")
You da best, Shayna! Have a beer for me, k? |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|| | SDMB Beer Truck.||||’"|""\_\_\_\_ | \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_|)| | | \_|o] (@)’(@)"""""""\*\*|(@)(@)\*\*\*\*(@) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/28 "2001-05-27T01:36:14Z")
Happy belated birthday hon. I promise to not forget it again. This year. _hugs galore for a sweetie_ I knew how old you were but forgot it shortly after you told me because I simply don’t care. You’re wonderful the way you are. Hope you had a great time out. It was heartwarming to read of Thomas’ gift. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/29 "2001-05-27T04:34:57Z")
As usual, I am late. Happy Birthday, Shayna! You are one of the sweetest, nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of getting to know. I hope all your days are as wonderful from here on out. You deserve it! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/30 "2001-05-27T04:59:12Z")
Hey, I’m later than **evilbeth**! Sorry about that, Shayna! Happy birthday! When’s te next Dopefest? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/31 "2001-05-27T05:03:10Z")
I, too, am late, but still want to get a Happy Birthday to Shayna in. Jim ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/32 "2001-05-27T05:39:15Z")
Johnny, don’t you mean “Happy fucking birthday”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/33 "2001-05-27T05:59:40Z")
A belated happy happy to Shayna, 40 never looked so good! Now Monster owes **you** a goopy, British flan like pudding dessert kinda thing. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/34 "2001-05-27T23:13:10Z")
Well, I didn’t really _forget_ it, it’s just that I was out of town for a few days. I had no idea! Jill, sweetheart, a belated happy birthday from Amsterdam. You don’t look a DAY over thirty, and you don’t _behave_ a day over 23. Which is a good thing! 😉 I hope you had a great day. But your company pretty much ensured that, I’d reckon. Next year, we’ll toast to your health in person. How cool is that? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/35 "2001-05-28T00:02:14Z")
Happiest Continuing B’day, Shining Shayna! And ya (hopefully) got a long weekend to boot around. I trust this is your most happy joy joy year on this big round ball yet. Go Ahead On, and, ya know, Cherokee tradition sez you ain’t an adult until you’re 50. So, enjoy yer adolescence, Amiga! ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/36 "2001-05-29T13:05:00Z")
Well, we absolutely did have a BLAST! I would have responded sooner, but I haven’t been at the computer all weekend. **Shayna and Grace** , you two are too much fun! And as for that comment about being wicked… Why, thank you very much! And I tend to think of myself as sedate. 😉 **S. Norman** , okay, maybe I didn’t get her obliterated, but that wouldn’t have been much fun, now, would it? If you are still here next year, we are going to have to turn it into a dopefest! Heloise ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/37 "2001-05-29T15:45:18Z")
Yep ! Happy Birthday, Darlin’. Hope you were singing _the_ anthem over the weekend… “Who let the Hoods out…” 😃 I’m sure it was excellent fun. Many happy returns !! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/38 "2001-05-29T21:28:01Z")
I can’t believe I missed this thread. HAPPY B-DAY SHIT GIRL! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/39 "2001-05-29T22:01:22Z")
Woo! I’m the latest! Well almost, I’m sure someone will post after me. Happy belated, Shayna! Think of me as being early… for next year! I’ll never forget your kindnesses to me when I was going through my many crises as a newbie here in California. Your support and encouragement meant a lot to me then… as it still does. Thanks for being a friend! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/40 "2001-05-31T01:15:03Z")
Thank you all so much for my birthday wishes… **dropzone** , every year in January I start responding to questions about my age with the age I’m _going_ to turn that year, so I’ve been practicing saying “I’m 40” for a while now. It doesn’t hurt _too_ much. 😉 **smug** , I love that beer truck. Thank you! **dpr** , you are such a dollface. I don’t make a habit of announcing when my birthday is, so I’m sure you just didn’t know, as opposed to having forgotten. I appreciate the warm wishes and return the hugs right back atcha! Thank you, **evilbeth**. Life is pretty damn wonderful right now. If it got any better, I’m not sure I’d know what to do! **Johnny** , we can celebrate both our birthdays together on June 16th - woo hoo! We just need to pick a spot to hold the party! **Jim** , you are such a nice man. I’ll never forget how supportive and encouraging you were to me last year when I struggled to quit smoking. Your kindness is never too late, and I thank you. Thanks, **Icarus**! Now I’m blushing again. I think I’ll have to take a pass on the goopy, British flan like pudding dessert kinda thing, though, if you don’t mind? 😉 **Coldfire** , celebrating my birthday with Thomas _and_ you next year will be **totally** cool! I can’t wait! Thank you, hon. And we’ll have a bit of a post/pre-party in August, too - how 'bout _that_?! **elelle** , I had a long, long weekend (the bossman gave me Thursday off and I only worked a half day on Friday so it wasn’t really like working), AND I had my best girlfriend in town to boot. And I definitely enjoyed my adolescence on my birthday - just ask **Heloise** and **Brenda**! Hehe Speaking of whom… **Heloise** , thank you again so much for bringing the wine and taking me to dinner and not laughing at me when I sat outside the restaurant singing at the top of my lungs. Not sure where I’ll be celebrating next year, but I sure hope you can be there to party with me wherever I am! **London\_Calling** , you kill me. My hood was outta da hood for this particular par-tay, but he’ll be back to celebrate in no time, don’t you worry. 😃 THANKS, **DIARRHEA**! And last but _certainly_ not least… thank you, **Rasa**. It’s easy to be nice to someone as nice as you! And my offer still stands - any time you want to come hang out at the beach, you have an open invitation - just say the word! Thanks again, **everybody**! This truly was the best birthday ever, and having you guys think of me and take the time to wish me well, helped make it as great as it was. * * * Jeg elsker dig, Thomas [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545.md?page=3)