# Happy Birthday, Shayna! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545 "2001-05-26T03:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/41 "2001-05-31T01:21:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shayna \* > **Coldfire** , celebrating my birthday with Thomas _and_ you next year will be **totally** cool! I can’t wait! Thank you, hon. And we’ll have a bit of a post/pre-party in August, too - how 'bout _that_?! Neato! I’ll bring the pig so you can blow it again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/42 "2001-05-31T01:27:44Z")
Oh yeah, sure. Just so you can suck the life right out of her again? I don’t think so. All I’ll have to do is tell **tater** about your evil scheme and she’ll be blowing _ **you** _ up. Oh wait. You might actually like that. Nevermind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/43 "2001-05-31T03:04:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > \*\ ***Shayna and Grace** , you two are too much fun! \*\* You are an absolute hoot and I so very much enjoyed meeting you while on my trip to L.A. I’m just sorry I missed out on the free concert outside of the Cheesecake Factory, but someone had to keep Banana company. > [@](#): > > **And I tend to think of myself as sedate.** Sedate or sedated? Sedated would explain why you were the _first_ person to pass out after dinner. 😃 Yeah, I know - You were at work at 5:00 a.m. ::shiver:: that morning. > [@](#): > > **S. Norman, okay, maybe I didn’t get her obliterated, but that wouldn’t have been much fun, now, would it?** I don’t know about her, but I was feeling the effects of the French Martini. What was the other name for it? Something nipple? Oh and to Shayna…THANK YOU so much for being a good hostess during my trip to L.A. I had a great time and am honored to have such a dear, sweet friend. You’re the best babe. It is babe, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/44 "2001-05-31T10:38:52Z")
How could I miss This!!! ARGH!! Shayna, m’dear, Hope you had a great day and I promise I’ll make it over for one of them!!. So, how does it feel to to be officially over the hill?? Ducks and Runs very, very fast. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/45 "2001-05-31T13:21:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Sedate or sedated? Sedated would explain why you were the first person to pass out after dinner. Yeah, I know - You were at work at 5:00 a.m. ::shiver:: that morning. That’s what I keep telling myself, too. I was embarrassed by that, but, hey, I remember looking over a couple of times and you definitely had _your_ eyes closed! 😃 > [@](#): > > I don’t know about her, but I was feeling the effects of the French Martini. What was the other name for it? Something nipple? Purple hooter. And they definitely packed a punch! What a night! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545/46 "2001-05-31T13:36:36Z")
This time in English: _Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear **Shayna**! Happy birthday to you!_ 😃 PS: 40 is still just a baby (or so I imagine, being about 5 years short of that myself, and still behaving pretty infantile!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shayna/66545.md?page=2)