# Happy birthday, Shirley Ujest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898 "2007-11-27T11:57:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/1 "2007-11-27T11:57:16Z")
Everyone’s favorite wisecracking mom is [41](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9214304&postcount=26) today. Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/2 "2007-11-27T12:38:58Z")
Surely, you jest! Happy B-day! \ And the jester with the king and queen, and the coat she borrowed from James Dean…\ ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/3 "2007-11-27T12:57:07Z")
well, hell, happy birthday Shirl. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/4 "2007-11-27T12:58:58Z")
" Er is er een jarig hoera, hoera, dat kun je wel zien, dat is Shirley !" /Dutch birthday song. ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/5 "2007-11-27T13:11:04Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/6 "2007-11-27T13:11:44Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/7 "2007-11-27T13:17:54Z")
If I could say happy birthday in another language I would. But I can’t. So I won’t. Happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/8 "2007-11-27T14:09:27Z")
Happy birthday, Shirley! That’s forty-one spanks for you. ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/9 "2007-11-27T14:45:25Z")
[annoying singing clapping waiters] Happy happy birthday, we’re really glad you came, Happy happy birthday, from all the Doper gang! [/ascw] ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/10 "2007-11-27T14:53:34Z")
YAY! I got a really cute handmade card from my 7 year old: \*\*Happy Birthday To you. Happy Birthday to mama We think you will like a suck fish.\*\* It took a bit of a moment to figure out that a **Suck Fish** is Sucker Fish\*, which I have been meaning to purchase for our once crystal clear fish tank. \*Icytheous Hooverous. or it should be ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/11 "2007-11-27T14:55:18Z")
[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine] [annoying singing clapping waiters] Happy happy birthday, we’re really glad you came, Happy happy birthday, from all the Doper gang! [/ascw] [/QUOTE] Does anyone ever actually _like_ the ASCW? I tend to avoid places that do that kind of thing, cause the kinda places I eat at usually serve me through my car window and then the staff cannot catch up to me to sing as I peel away stuffing fries into my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/12 "2007-11-27T14:57:05Z")
Thanks, Twicky! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/13 "2007-11-27T16:14:11Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] Does anyone ever actually _like_ the ASCW? I tend to avoid places that do that kind of thing, cause the kinda places I eat at usually serve me through my car window and then the staff cannot catch up to me to sing as I peel away stuffing fries into my mouth. [/QUOTE] Oh, **Shirley** , we love you. I would totally chase after your car and sing annoying birthday chants at you-- and I can do it in key, unlike most of the ASCW groups out there. 😛 I do, however, tend to avoid going out to dinner on my birthday, as I despise having to be subjected to a “choir” of people who have no concept of staying in the same key and time measure as the rest of their group. Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/14 "2007-11-27T16:24:25Z")
And we don’t have a Dopefest for this because…? Happy birthday, **Shirley**. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/15 "2007-11-27T16:31:01Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] Does anyone ever actually _like_ the ASCW? [/QUOTE] Yeah, I do. Or rather I did at my Birthdopefest. It was a little embarassing, but it was fun. And it takes all of ten seconds. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/16 "2007-11-27T16:45:05Z")
Happy Birthday, lady! I’ve always enjoyed your posts and your sense of fun. Can I…um…mention that…[sub]it’s my birthday too?[/sub] I just always thought it was really neat that we share birthdays, if not years. I’m 36 today. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/17 "2007-11-27T16:48:54Z")
Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday! Shirley Ujest Happy Birthday to You. And many mmmmmmoooorrreeee. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/18 "2007-11-27T18:12:33Z")
Shirley, you rock! Happy Birthday and I hope you enjoy sucking fish. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/19 "2007-11-27T18:18:16Z")
Happy Birthday to **phouka** as well! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898/20 "2007-11-27T20:16:36Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Yeah, I do. Or rather I did at my Birthdopefest. It was a little embarassing, but it was fun. And it takes all of ten seconds. [/QUOTE] Just like sex! I keed. **Happy Birthday to Phouka and Sock of Doom** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/427898.md?page=2)