# Happy Birthday Shirley Ujest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 27, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575 "2001-11-27T20:22:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575/1 "2001-11-27T20:22:58Z")

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I noticed in GorgonHeaps thread you said it is your Birthday  
and I wanted to give you happy wishes.

All right the rest of you slackers get in here and help make this a real party because I’m going to be busy body searching all the mens who come in here. Got to make sure they arent carrying loaded weapons you know. 😃

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575/2 "2001-11-27T20:31:53Z")

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-smiles- Happy B-day Shirley! -tosses around confetti and blows a noisemaker before turning up the music and digging into the chips while waiting for others to arrive… maybe someone to snuggle with on the couch as she is cold from all the snow-

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575/3 "2001-11-28T01:52:47Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Shirley!** …

I’m really just here for the body search by **Ayesha**.

Jim

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575/4 "2001-11-28T02:50:47Z")

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Happy Birthday!!!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-shirley-ujest/95575/5 "2001-11-28T02:56:10Z")

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WOOHOO SHIRLEY!!! Happy Birthday! uhhh…any beer? Can I have an end piece of the cake? I get more icing that way…yeaaaaaaa sugar high!