# Happy birthday, silent\_rob!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619 "2000-09-01T07:29:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/21 "2000-09-03T07:16:21Z")

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_sigh_

Well, it worth a try. Speaking of Irish whiskey, **Twist o’Fate** somehow dodged the scam; **Coldfire** isn’t pouring tequila for the house, so the ice cream thing was a long shot.

What a pisser.

And whaddya bet those ingrates in Las Vegas are sucking down free drinks, cavorting, goggling at Siegfried and Roy and molesting helpless cacti even as we speak?

It’s enough to discourage a saint.

Veb

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/22 "2000-09-03T09:27:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TVeblen \*  
> **And whaddya bet those ingrates in Las Vegas are sucking down free drinks, cavorting, goggling at Siegfried and Roy and molesting helpless cacti even as we speak?**

True dat is, Veb, true dat is. Well, what can you do? You could, like I just did, go to a gathering/house warming get-together and mooch free drinks. Though that just kind of fell into my lap, as it were. To Sieggie and Roy, though. Oh well. Sorry your scam didn’t pan out in the other threads. Maybe next time you’ll try and con me out of something I can get. 😃

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/23 "2000-09-03T09:29:09Z")

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_sigh_

Sorry, that should say, “No Sieggie and Roy, though.” I’m rather tired. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/24 "2000-09-03T09:41:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> **And Audrey, hives? Do you break out from alcohol consumption?**

Yup. I had a rather full glass of kahlua tonight, so I’m waiting…

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/25 "2000-09-03T10:05:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*I had a rather full glass of kahlua tonight, so I’m waiting… \*\*

I’m sorry to hear that, darlin. Hopefully nothing will happen. Hives truly suck. I’ve only had them once (from too much stuff with red food colouring) but I remember it well. Out of curiosity, do you enjoy tempting fate? 😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/26 "2000-09-03T10:13:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\*Out of curiosity, do you enjoy tempting fate? 😃 \*\*

I must. I’m thinking I shoulda gone for another… 😃

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/27 "2000-09-03T10:17:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> **I’m thinking I shoulda gone for another… 😃**

If you are, I’m buying. 😃

Just kidding. Hives aren’t cool. But if you think you’re going to get them, why do it?

I had a reason to get loaded, it was my legal-drinkin-age B-day. But you don’t have an excuse to fall back on. And I won’t buy, “Because it was Saturday,” Audrey. 😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/28 "2000-09-03T10:55:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\*But you don’t have an excuse to fall back on. And I won’t buy, “Because it was Saturday,” Audrey. 😃 \*\*

How about, “To make up for **not** getting trashed when I turned legal”? 😃  
Kahlua and two chocolate chip cookies. Mmmmm…

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-silent_rob/31619/29 "2000-09-03T15:02:41Z")

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LOL. 🙂

Alright, alright. I would have also accepted that you were doing shots to celebrate my B-day, or to celebrate your own birthday _last_ month. 😃

Hmmm, Kahlua and chocolate chip cookies? I’ll have to give that a whirl.

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