# Happy Birthday, TATERTOT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 30, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980 "2001-05-30T12:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Home_of_the_Braves)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/41 "2001-05-31T10:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Yay! It looks like 27 (yikes, am I really that old?) is going to be far, far better than 26. \*\* Sorry I missed your bday, **tater**! I can tell you that 27 is a good year. I just hope 28 (which is a week from today) is as good as 27 is. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/42 "2001-05-31T10:45:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \* > \*\*Dear Officer Bonkers of the Penis Police, > > What is it ? I dunno – not sure I have one. But it fitted in quite well with the general thrust of the Lim so I went with it. Beside, I don’t know anything else about the young man (which _is_ slightly disconcerting)…ya gotta go with what you have ! > > Coldie and Spiny…he…he > > God, I love this sunshine !! > \*\* A Doper we know, feeling silly, Found traditional greetings too frilly, And instead spent his time Writing frivolous rhyme About **tatertot** ’s paramour’s willy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/43 "2001-05-31T11:06:13Z")
I just had to pile on, so happy birthday. 🙂 As an aside, I wish I could write limericks like that, but I generally don’t think about oher men’s schlongs. Just my own. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/44 "2001-05-31T11:32:46Z")
Happy birthday hon!!! (although I’m probably late by now) I hope you had a fantastic day and that the year ahead is full fo fulfilled hope and dreams. May your snarks never be boojums. _hugs and warm fuzzies galore for a wonderful person_ ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/45 "2001-05-31T12:11:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\ ***Tater** I’ll turn 16 in November. \*\* People there are minors around. Lets keep the talk on the celtic beastie to a mininum shall we? 😃 Jeez you turn your back for a minute and suddenly everone’s talking about your manhood. Reminds me an aquantance in Helsinki called Paavo who sported a steel bar through the shaft of his member. Quite the party piece and converstaion topic I tell you. I was always a little perturbed by amount of attention his family jewels recieved. Damn sure he never had odes written about it though. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/46 "2001-05-31T13:15:24Z")
My birthday was as great as it could be, considering I didn’t have either of my two favorite guys to give me kisses and hugs. > [@](#): > > Did you know your boyfriend sent out a mass reminder email this a.m.? I pointed out to him that you’d already let me know it was your birthday by 7:00 a.m. this morning Yeppers, a little bird told me about that…I think even if they hadn’t I still would have guessed. I mean c’mon guys, you think I’d believe that you’d all just suddenly remember it was my birthday _at the same time?_ **Cloggie** , are you trying to accuse me of _ **self-promotion** _? See the above, I have **Damhna** to pimp me now! Wait…that doesn’t sound exactly right, does it? Speaking of **Damhna** , I have to brag a little here and say that he is the greatest man on the face of the Earth. I can’t imagine anyone being more loving or thoughtful than he is…he truly is my best birthday present this year. Although, I gotta say, I’m a bit miffed that **MY** birthday thread has turned into a tribute to **P’s** penis. This can’t be good for his ego, guys! His head was already big enough! I’ve got to live with the guy, you know…have a little consideration for the birthday girl, eh? (Oh, and **P** , could you at least have pretended you came into this thread to wish me a happy birthday? Oooh, you’re going to be in trouble when I get there!😉 ) **Astroboy** , I’m not sure right now. Oooh, but in good news TaterOma seems to have forgiven me! She’s happily drawing up a plan for the rest of my life as we speak…of course, I’ll ignore it, but for now she’s happy and busy. 😃 > [@](#): > > But I’m still jealous that all the EuroDopers fawn over you! Rasa, the key to that is to never, ever let them forget that you’re an **AMERICAN** and you saved their butts in the war, and that if they know what’s good for them, they’ll keep you happy, otherwise it’s bye-bye liberation. You have to say it really loudly and slowly, too, otherwise they won’t be ablet to understand you. 😉 **Everyone Else** , thank you so much! It really means a lot to me that people remembered, esp. since I’m so far away from my two biggest loves. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/47 "2001-05-31T13:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Astroboy, I’m not sure right now. Oooh, but in good news TaterOma seems to have forgiven me! She’s happily drawing up a plan for the rest of my life as we speak…of course, I’ll ignore it, but for now she’s happy and busy. Oh well… let me know when there’s any news! I’m glad that Oma has been able to deal with things in a positive way (would that **Astrogirl** ’s Oma could…). And she’s drawing up plans? That must be a Korean thing, too! Every other day **Astrogirl** had a new plan for our lives… to which I say, “OK, honey… whatever you want!”😃 Re: **P** ’s pee-pee, I can’t comment until you post a picture (Wow! Can you belive the consonance? I am a poet!)! At which time I shall either ridicule (should it be less magnificent than, say, mine!) or exaggerate (should it prove to be even MORE magnificent than, say, mine!). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/48 "2001-05-31T13:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > Although, I gotta say, I’m a bit miffed that **MY** birthday thread has turned into a tribute to **P’s** penis. This can’t be good for his ego, guys! His head was already big enough! I thought we weren’t talking about his penis anymore? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980/49 "2001-05-31T13:57:07Z")
**Astroboy** , I’m going home to Germany to spend the summer with my folks…TaterOma is very concerned about my future and has generously offered to pay for school and all my living expenses this summer. When she wants to, she can be very nice. 😃 As for the P o’ P, I wish _I_ had a picture to post! Actually, I feel slightly bizarre discussing said member on a public message board, esp. since I have no first-hand experience with it, so to speak. I’m still waiting for the references from former wives and girlfriends to come in, before I comment one way or the other. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-tatertot/66980.md?page=2)