# Happy Birthday to all the SDXB! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 25, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588 "2004-12-25T14:21:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/1 "2004-12-25T14:21:59Z")
That’s **Straight Dope Xmas Babies**. So I’m 50. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/2 "2004-12-25T16:00:18Z")
Wishing you a great day, a great year and a great life! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/3 "2004-12-25T18:06:12Z")
Happy/Merry Birthday/Christmas! Are you the only one on the board that you know of? ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/4 "2004-12-25T21:42:21Z")
The SD B-day List has: **Lyllyan** , **Kat** , **Çyrin** , **Annie-Xmas** , **MountainDewFixx** , and **5que**. So… \*\* HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY \*\* …to each of you! And if I’ve left anybody out, please post here and I’ll add you to the list. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/5 "2004-12-25T23:18:34Z")
Well, now you’ve got some [company…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293583) Merry Birthmas! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/6 "2004-12-26T01:38:51Z")
Well, I’ll be fifty in six days. I’m told my due date was Christmas Day, but I wasn’t good enough for that, so God put me on a day more appropriate to my nature! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/7 "2004-12-26T03:47:25Z")
Fifty is old – at least until I turn fifty with my twin sister **Baker** in six days – at which point fifty will be young. Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/8 "2004-12-26T04:09:17Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > So I’m 50. Now what? You become hotter than a two dollar pistol and demand to be serviced sexually at all hours of the day and night. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/9 "2004-12-27T05:09:12Z")
Might have replied yesterday, but I was at the hospital all afternoon / evening… **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” Hope you have a good birthday, and a great year to come! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![theLaughingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@theLaughingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theLaughingMan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/10 "2004-12-27T11:32:55Z")
too late as always, but I get the bonus of sharing Christmas too! fun! ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/11 "2004-12-27T18:26:46Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > That’s **Straight Dope Xmas Babies**. > So I’m 50. Now what? If you find out, let me know. I’m one year behind you. I just e-mailed by sister and brother this morning and told them as depressing as turning 49 was, the saving grace is that I’m still younger than them. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-all-the-sdxb/281588/12 "2004-12-28T03:03:08Z")
Teeny little hijack, here - All year long, Ive been thinking that this coming birthday (which happens to be TODAY!) I was turning 38. Bemoaning it. Dwelling on it. Two years 'til 40. Etc. So I get a card from Mom. Mom says “Happy 37th!” My wife and myself scoff and roll our eyes. “Scoff! Scoff! Stupid Mom - doesn’t even know her own son’s age!” We look at each other. We reach for the calculator… I’m **37** today! YAY! :wally