# Happy Birthday to ME!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943 "2002-07-02T00:44:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/1 "2002-07-02T00:44:43Z")
Okay, it’s my birthday, where the felch is my present!!! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/2 "2002-07-02T00:47:41Z")
hopefully, you’re wearing a tiara, right? 😃 happy day to you, **Guin** ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/3 "2002-07-02T00:51:25Z")
Happy Birthday, **Guin**! ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/4 "2002-07-02T01:06:25Z")
Happy birthday, **Guinastasia**. Mine’s tomorrow, so that makes you one day and a whole buncha years older than me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/5 "2002-07-02T01:09:44Z")
Now that I’ve finally figured out how to copy/paste with this frustrating mouse of mine (thanks, **SmackFu** ): **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUINASTASIA!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” I hope you have an absolutely wonderful day, and that you celebrate with those who love you. May you be blessed richly throughout this year. 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/6 "2002-07-02T01:12:42Z")
Line forms behind me for the spankin’. (I’ll be sure to dress clerical while I spank ya though… 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/7 "2002-07-02T02:06:10Z")
_giggle_ Oh my…clerical dress…_sigh_ Nope, no tiara. My VIRTUAL Audrey Hepburn Tiara TM is on, however. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/8 "2002-07-02T02:18:25Z")
I hope you’re having a good one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/9 "2002-07-02T02:21:34Z")
Happy birthday, Mrs. Forrester! ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/10 "2002-07-02T02:26:07Z")
Yo! Why aren’t you out partying? Shouldn’t you be watching Gregory Peck movies or Star Wars or something? And drinking Cosmopolitans? And wearing pretty clothes? **WHAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THINKING?!** Happy birthday, dahling. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/11 "2002-07-02T02:38:00Z")
Happy Birthday, Guin! Isn’t it nice to have a birthday so early in July, when everyone shoots off fireworks for us? 😃 Have a great one! Much love, Cristi ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/12 "2002-07-02T02:58:35Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/13 "2002-07-02T03:02:52Z")
Oh, geeze, happy birthday. If I’d known it was coming, I’d have arranged Wedge Antilles to jump out of a cake for you. In a clerical outfit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/14 "2002-07-02T03:04:16Z")
::runs nekkid thru thread:: Cecil be damned:D ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/15 "2002-07-02T12:04:30Z")
\ clearing throat \ **HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY DEAR GUINASTASIA!!! HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!** [sub]one day late[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/16 "2002-07-02T12:09:28Z")
\*\*HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY Guinastasia ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/17 "2002-07-02T12:14:43Z")
Bon anniversaire **Guin**. Sorry it’s a bit late. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/18 "2002-07-02T12:37:34Z")
Better late than never, I always say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/19 "2002-07-02T12:46:52Z")
I hope your birthday was a good one! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/20 "2002-07-02T13:01:43Z")
:Runs in late: :Throws confetti everywhere: Happy Birthday **Guin**! I hope you had a great time yesterday. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943.md?page=2)